Jeff Da Stoned

@realdonaldtrump is my sugar daddy 🍆 & @elonmusk fucked me in a bar bathroom in Mercedes Texas #Trannies4Trump #TrumpFucksTrannies #ElonLikesToBePeedOn

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

Caught ya looking 👀 If you're seeing this pinned tweet, your ass got trolled 🤣 Shame on you for falling for it. 99% of what I say is bullshit and entirely for my own personal entertainment. You should feel stupid for falling for it. But here you are. Trying to get material 🤣🤣

[Kevin Oestreicher @koestreicher34]

David Ojabo just LEVELED Anthony Richardson

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@DarthBallz6969 @fjalladrengur @jemelehill Ma'am that's a bitch, ma'am

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@dpburnette @fjalladrengur @jemelehill Exactly nigga. Let her pipe them in peace gah damn

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@cbent2199 @fjalladrengur @jemelehill This nigga over here cryin still. Bruh it's been almost a year. That woman still on your mind? You spend this long thinking about women you think are men??!

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@TMIWITW @jemelehill Apology? For what? You still out here cryin about this girl? What's the matter, she turn you down when you asked her out?? 😂😂

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@DarthBallz6969 @fjalladrengur @jemelehill Now that what's been proven? Why yall still talkin about this woman??

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@BooRad859 @jemelehill What update? Yall still squabbling over this girl? Keep cryin 😂😂

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@dpburnette @fjalladrengur @jemelehill We still talkin about this woman? Yall need to get laid lmaoo

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

Ay @McDonalds wtf is this all over my fries? I didn't even notice until after I ate some from out the bag too. Who's fuccin nose hair did I just eat??? Made me throw up my whole damn meal bruh. @McDonaldsCorp #McDonalds

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

Man we really got Pete Rose unbanned before GTA6. This is wild.

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@Thech0sen_010 @JTDropemoff410_ Some scouts had him as a 1st round talent. I trust scouts knowledge over randos on a discord chat regurgitating what they've read about him without watching any film

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@SpiecySpicy @zionthemessiah @JTDropemoff410_ @ItzGingii Because that's what he played in college, so that's how it was read. Literally anyone with ball knowledge knew he was moving inside, regardless of the team he ended up on.

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@RezLake @MaintainedR4ge @THATBOYMMAGURU Miller has only been finished 5 times outta 57 fights. Last time was 2018 against Oliveria. Nate Diaz, Cowboy Cerrone, Michael Chiesa and Dan Hooker are the only other ones to finish him. And he's faced Dustin in his prime and Dustin couldn't finish him either.

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@DerekBrunson Lmao fr. Dude didn't even throw a strike after that right standing up but was complaining that Yair was dancing around lmao. Like how you gonna complain and then not throw anything after that? 🤣🤣

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@koestreicher34 Priest Holmes

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

Lmao another fraud check for Bryce "The Bitch" Mitchell @ThugnastyMMA 🤣🤣🤣 get fucked clown 🤡 light work for @Jeansilvamma96 night night 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

I feel like @PatSabatini145 needs a nickname. I think it should be The Mat because whenever you face him you'll be stuck on the mat. Pat "The Mat" Sabatini. Think about it!

@ufc @brucebuffer

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@PNWBills @Thixar @LIVERavenNation And? Plenty of players have been productive past 33. His skills fit in perfectly for what we need in a WR3. He was cheap as hell and he still has the best hands in the NFL. There's literally no downside to signing him for the deal we did. 800 yards is easily attainable.

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@phins_aggies @AdamSchefter He still is getting a pension due to being vested after 3 seasons with the Ravens. Each season past being vested just earns more benefit credits to increase the amount per year. There's nothing special for hitting 10 years, just the same benefit credits as the year before.

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@Thixar @LIVERavenNation He had a down year. It happens. Players can also have bounce back years when they find the right fit. Nuk can easily put up 800 yards and 7 touchdowns. That's plenty good for a WR3. And his hands have been reliable more than they haven't been.