Jeff Diffner

Artist, photographer, and videographer.

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In the jungle, baby!

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Congratulations to @SeaTacAirport and @AlaskaAir for keeping their streak of luggage claim disarray going. You’d think at least one employee would wonder why no one had claimed a bag in 45 minutes. Could it be that everyone was at the other end of the airport? Do better.

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Nearly a full hour waiting on bags @SeaTacAirport judging from my AirTag, someone has been joyriding around the tarmac with a full cart of luggage for a good 30 minutes.

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Glenn Beck: What Noem said is not true. His gun was holstered and in his back, and you have a right to carry a gun at a protest. It is perfectly legal and constitutionally protected. If you have a gun and you don't have your hands on it, you should not be shot.

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@atrupar Right out of the White House doors into a Paddy Wagon.

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@goddek Trump’s official portrait.

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I’ve finally reached the age where I watch a lot of weather forecasts. #oldman #feelitinmyjoints

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Hey @Jalopnik Why did you remove the search function from your website? Are we just supposed to doom scroll until we find information about a particular car now?

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@Matt_Pinner Roadkill

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@the_gpc_ Sony 40mm, f/2.5 G. I have a bunch of glass but that seems to rarely leave the camera.

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If you want to save money, buy an espresso machine. Seems counter intuitive, but run the math; two fancy drinks a day will save you about $300 a month. That’ll pay for a good machine in two months, after that you’re just saving.

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I know that @taylormomsen has a very busy band/career already, but I certainly wouldn’t be bummed out if she and @soundgarden decided to go out on tour together.

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@jaimedelpizz0 Depending on the beans you buy (and if you use milk or the like), figure you end up saving about $3 a coffee compared to going out. Two coffees a day will buy a decent machine in three months

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@FlakPhoto Totally depends on the image. If I have an idea for a shot before I even pick up the camera (like in the studio), then I “make” it. If I’m reacting to the situation/location/lighting, then I’m “taking” it. At least, that’s how I think about it.

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@JoJoFromJerz Eh, Newt Gingrich?

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@FlakPhoto I think most social media has turned into no man’s lands unless it’s about posts designed to rile one up (that’s the only “engagement” on fb). Makes me wish there was a local photo group in my town for irl artist hangs.

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@photojoseph Can’t stand the orange, personally. Just seems too much of a “look at me” kinda thing. I’m gonna skip that phone and hope they offer a black one again with the 18.

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@glenn_tunes So we’re number one?

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@acnewsitics Maybe he doesn’t know what a “week” is. Or the number two.

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@ML3democrats It’s not so slow.