Jeff Dunham

Hi I'm Jeff Dunham. I'm a ventriloquist and all-round entertainer. #Married #RP #JeffDunham

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

"I did not say that!! I thought it,but I didn't say it." He laughed.

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

@NoGoAmy "No clue."

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

@SilenceIKeelYcu "I'm okay. Why you ask?"

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

@NoGoAmy "....What?"

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

@EbullientMcnkey He shrugged.

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

@SilenceIKeelYcu He let go, chuckling.

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

@SilenceIKeelYcu "Achmed!!" He hugged him.

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

@EbullientMcnkey He laughed, then stopped. He was confused.

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

"Why don't you want people to say your name?"

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

@EbullientMcnkey "That's funny. I had the same reaction when I met you." Nice one,Jeff.

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

"Now,where is @NoGoAmy"

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

"Peanut!!" @EbullientMcnkey

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

He chuckled. "Stop, @PissingUOff."

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

"Happy Birthday to the most interesting, yet insane girl, @NoGoAmy!!"

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

@MaryShults @OnceASkeleton @PissingUOff @_Shuthehellup @NASCARndBeer "I agree. Achmed did great!"

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

"A-hem, seee?"

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

"Guys don't forget our new premiere comes on LIVE tonight on NBC."

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

"Wait...Peanut you're name's not Arthur....It's Benjamin."

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

@peanuthepuppet "Peanut had decided to get drunk so Achmed wouldn't go....ya know." He did the slicing gestures on his neck.

[Jeff Dunham @JeffDunham_RP]

"No." He facepalmed. https://t.co/GTytkyahPp

[Walter @_Shuthehellup]

"And they're all going on social media." https://t.co/yrN00RY31D