Jeff Evans

Lover of cooking, reading, writing, cooking competition shows, Survivor, NCIS, the Clemson Tigers, Atlanta Braves, and Atlanta Falcons.

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@JesseBWatters Jesse, maybe you shouldn't follow up the naked child predator segment with let's talk about the balls! @greggutfeld @FoxNews

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@MLB, you're a damn joke

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@BrandonWellsXXX Just the tip? I want you to fuck me - not tease me, SexyBoy, come fuck the shit out of me - you'd love me begging you for mercy - and you'd laugh as you make my man-ginity a memory while I'm screaming.

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@WaffleHouse Don't sell yourself short @WaffleHouse - you do turn water into really good coffee!

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@Steve29687 @Joshua_Hump Then you get on your ham radio and broadcast what you hear!

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@lizroscher Liz, in your article on the suspended cyclist, you put using a black hand emoji on Twitter as something that could be seen as a form of Blackface. Are you kidding me? Blackface was a demeaning form of satire and a petty comparison weakens it's vile nature

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@ColtenAllen2 You’re better then that.

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@ColtenAllen2 I’m not gone

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@ColtenAllen2 If you’re together and partnered with the one who truly loves you, even the times when you are by yourself, you’ll never be all alone again.

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@ChampionAutoFLA A representative of yours was supposed to call me at 1 o’clock today so I can make payments for a friend. No one called and I’ve wasted two hours trying to get in https://t.co/lIjQ3zQMXQ me immediately 1-864-382-1769

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@Joe_Rohde Joe, do you remember Imagineer Mike Lentz? You put him in charge of building Expedition Everest (And the Rockin’ Rollercoaster), he is my best friend, Lynne Lentz’s, brother. Always has great things to say about you. Said you are the most incredibly creative mind he’s known!

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@Sarahjo1432 @ClemsonWBB @QualkTalk @DisneyParks Qualk, let me recommend two of my most favorite restaurants at @WaltDisneyWorld, both at The Grand Floridian. Narcoossee's for seafood - their BBQ shrimp n grits app is the best I've ever had of that dish, and Citricos, Mediterranean fine dinning - my pick: the scallop risotto

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@ClemsonFB On this #Championship game day, how about a little @ClemsonFB history. And please @TimBourret chime in if I’m mistaken. @UVAFootball used to come to Clemson every year for the football game. It was Clemson’s homecoming game every year when I was a kid in the 70s and 80s.

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@deptulahasrage And Walt, you’re man enough to admit it. “Alex, I’ll take name something @finebaum would never do for $1000.”

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@BarstoolClemson Clemson shoved their foot up Notre Dame’s ass last year in the playoffs. What was the excuse for letting that piss poor team in?

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@chanelwestcoast @FedExHelp @Ridiculousness Chanel, you could wear a paper bag and you would still look stunning!

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@deptulahasrage @kellygramlich @QualkTalk I enjoyed watching the @dallascowboys dynasty of the 90’s. Now I realize the only thing they couldn’t defeat was Jerry Jones’ ego.

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@deptulahasrage Walt, I agree 100%. I really like hearing Aikman call a game. So many of today’s announcers want to tell you how they would have called plays better if they were the coach or play good call/bad call/missed call with the officiating.

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@PadmaLakshmi I’d want @TheRock to play me in a movie. Yes, I’m a middle aged white man that’s not in the best of shape - I’m calling poetic license!

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@TheAJMendez There was April on Thursday Night Football in Chicago!