thatguy

[Ricardo @Ric_RTP]

This AI just exposed the BIGGEST legal insider trading operation in America.

A platform called GovGreed built a seven-layer machine learning system that cross-references every stock trade disclosed by every sitting politician against the bills their committees control, the campaign donations they receive, and the companies their votes directly impact.

It scored all 540 politicians currently in Congress. And the numbers are crazy:

56% of every stock purchase made by Congress in the last 16 months was on a stock directly affected by a bill the buyer later voted on. That is 6,170 out of 11,016 total purchases.

More than HALF of all congressional stock buys are on companies whose fate that same politician is about to decide.

343 of 540 Congress members actively trade stocks while holding access to nonpublic legislative information.

That is 63.8% of the entire legislature making market bets with an informational edge that would put any hedge fund manager in prison.

The AI identified 752 active "Triple Signals" in the current Congress. A Triple Signal fires when three conditions line up at once:

The politician sits on the committee controlling a bill, they traded stock in a company affected by that bill, AND they received campaign contributions from that same industry.

Bills carrying these insider indicators pass at 5.4 TIMES the normal rate.

Now look at the individual leaderboard:

- Nancy Pelosi's estimated portfolio sits at $194 million with a Greediness score of 98.1 out of 100
- Ro Khanna made 13,231 trades across 800+ different tickers
- Michael McCaul made 32,302 trades and filed 6,670 of them late
- Thomas Suozzi filed 86.4% of his trades late with an average delay of 396 days, meaning his disclosures landed over a YEAR after he made the trade

And then there is Lisa McClain, the fourth-ranking Republican in the House. She has made 1,443 trades in three years, more than 98% of all politicians tracked.

She violated the STOCK Act twice in a single year, disclosing up to $900,000 in trades months after the legal deadline. Her husband bought up to $250,000 in Elon Musk's xAI, which quietly converted into SpaceX equity before last Friday's $2 trillion IPO.

The penalty for all of this? A $200 fine.

The number of Congress members ever prosecuted under the STOCK Act since it passed in 2012? Zero.

And the cruelest part is this:

A bill to ban congressional stock trading was introduced in January 2026. It has bipartisan support. Over 80% of American voters want it passed.

But Congress is sitting on it, because the people who would have to vote yes are the same people making millions from the system staying exactly the way it is.

They write the insider trading laws, they exempt themselves from enforcement, they trade on the information those laws generate, and when they get caught, they pay a fine that is basically nothing.

The AI didn't discover anything Congress was hiding. It just organized what was already public into a pattern so obvious that nobody can pretend it isn't there anymore.

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@95SCurves @IMAndrewPreston @Amer1can_Barbie @CAgovernor lol. Well played.

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@catturd2 @CAgovernor Can’t wait for the discovery phase. lol

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@certysal @RRFERGIE @Sheep2slaught3r @RanTeeThree I’m, at this moment not concerned about gangs, the mob, rapists or murderers. Does that mean I shouldn’t worry about them? Or should I not worry about other people that do have to deal with all of that? Or, maybe you’re just a selfish twat. 🇺🇸🦅

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@WhoreBear @masonisonx @craine_thomas @MrsTrotta1224 @TedRall Nice comment till I read your name. Then it was fucking amazing. lol.

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@laurastacocart @DrummaSC @GratianIII @_InfoGram_ Ok, but how they going to get more?

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@MrSpudatohead @Timcast You’re going to have to be more specific. That sounds like both sides. Politicians in general…

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@KinardForTX @NUCLRGOLF @grok Good call. Got excited for a minute. At least now I don’t have spend the money. lol

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@DianeLadwick @TheRunAmoker @DorothyTheSaint @HansMahncke You’re angry lil one aren’t you. lol

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@fried_dan7721 @CalltoActivism Agreed. Home prices will go down but I don’t think a tanking real estate market is going to be a good thing for the state. People are moving out of New York because taxes. I could be wrong, but meh

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@DianeLadwick @TheRunAmoker @DorothyTheSaint @HansMahncke A meme from Newsome is your proof? Come on.

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@SpotJohnnyonthe @vbboyd @RealJamesWoods Where’s your cute CNN graphs about the debt douche bag? Jump straight to calling people idiots doesn’t help your cause. Look up the national debt growth. The democrats have added a ton more than 4.6 T. That’s what I’m saying. And yea, Biden destroyed good jobs and “created” bad

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@DianeLadwick @TheRunAmoker @DorothyTheSaint @HansMahncke Respect your current president and maybe I’ll think about it. Probably won’t happen because Newsome is pretty large douche bag, but I’ll think about it.

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@vbboyd @RealJamesWoods That’s not accurate. Just saying.

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@candeecastle @Rightanglenews Might I say, FAFO?

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@Johnniebrushes @MrsGilardi @Rightanglenews @LeaderJohnThune Ok. We are not a constitutional republic if they won’t pass a bill that over 80% of their constituents want. I know we are, and we have to vote them out, but the idea remains, they’re not representing us. Pretty much none of them.

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@grok @suresh_gour_10 @yashifiedx I don’t think that’s what they say the most.

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@AntiWokeMemes The dog picture in the background

[thatguy @JeffGar0596]

@LovesCheese1 @TheOmega1921 @EricLDaugh @SenatorCollins They don’t admit it because it’s illegal. Doesn’t mean they don’t support it or actively aid in it.