Jeff Hemmen

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

@pawel_io Looks fucking amazing! 🔥
How long have you been working on this now?

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

@pawel_io @Sohil_is Count me in!

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

Honestly, @Cloudflare, thank you. You are a public service to the internet! 💌

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

@prime_linux @anshublog @Cloudflare @Hacker0x01 Unsure. Tracking (=finding the IP, hosting provider) the bots themselves is trivial. But beyond that... if you find an owner of an infected machine willing to cooperate, you could find the next hop etc.
(Intensive in terms of inter-human labour.)

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

I just wasted 3 minutes while searching for a receipt because the 8th month is not, in fact, the one called October. 😒
I know it's not a lot of time, but it happens a lot and it adds up.
Can we fix this please?

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

❌ Google Pay
❌ OpenBanking API
✅ Fees on the most basic bank account

Don't go to #luxembourgforfinance.

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

Self-care by making my place to live nicer with a bit of flat-pack tinkering, and listening to @TheUnfairerSex as I do.
I haven't found a great definition of positive masculinity yet, so I'm making my own! 💪

[Innocence Project @innocence]

Time is running out, and only @GregAbbott_TX has the ability to ensure that Melissa Lucio’s life — marked throughout by pain, trauma, and injustice — does not end in the tragic, irreversible mistake of a wrongful execution. #SaveMelissaLucio https://t.co/4EeV3grFgt

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

@RevolutApp I am not in the least assured.
Here's why: I chatted to said agents myself.

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

Is @RevolutApp's support this inept and arrogant across the board now, or is this just the special contempt they reserve for customers on the free tier? 🤔 #ignoremyconcerns #answeryourown #lowconfidence

[pawel.io @pawel_io]

Had too much coffee this morning and a new set of interactive gestures for https://t.co/nounucrUis just coded itself up... The shaky one is still a bit shaky but you can now jump, flex, spin and do a big "hello now"!

#buildinpublic #javascript #remotework

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

> Microsoft 365 Famille
> 10 999,00 DA / an

Looks expensive... can I afford this?

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

If you go to the @Microsoft365 website from Luxembourg—a country where one of the three official languages is French—you get the "fr-ww" locale. This seems to mean "some place that speaks French, but isn't France or Belgium or Canada or one of those real places you know".

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

The default currency displayed—again, from an IP address that could not possibly be more European and Eurozonean—is:

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

Verifying myself: I am jeffhemmen on https://t.co/qC9oyjUId3. TP_WCO2lEMfZhPlVlmeqiUNImMUE4OuUWWgO / https://t.co/MhDYFF0Stl

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

@stringfellow <opinion data="none">
I believe this will be highly correlated with a) opportunity, and b) life challenges faced, and support received in face of said challenges.
Hard though it sometimes is, empathy is always the answer. 💛
</opinion>

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

Shoutout to @stoemason (aka https://t.co/QS74snj2wM) for officially being a contributor to @godotengine! 👏
https://t.co/YeWMbHzYpZ

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

@stringfellow @ICOnews oh wow lol

they have a .co.uk domain and mention "UK" after their company name, but no UK contact info/registered address/company number even in the contact our privacy policy sections.

... possibly a scam? 🤔

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

Mrs Norris 🐈 Mrs Purr
Peeves 👻 Pix
Prof. Quirrell 👳‍♂️ Prof. Raptor
Ronan 🐎 Conan (why even?)
Trevor 🐸 Oscar (again... why?)
Fang (now Zanna, lit. 'fang') 🐕 used to be Thor ⚡️
Prof. Sprout 🥦 Prof. Sprite
Bathilda Bagshot 👵 Bathilda Bath

[Jeff Hemmen @JeffHemmen]

Old Harry Potter names that were too silly even for the new Italian translator:
McGonagall 🧙‍♀️ used to be McGranite
Bane 🐎 Cassandro
Vincent Crabbe 🦀 Vincent Tiger
Fawkes 🦚 Fanny
Smeltings 🏫 Snobkins
Marcus Flint 🧹 Marcus Flitt
Madam Pomfrey 🍟 Madama Chips