Jeffrey August

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

Why can’t I get paid to shit my pants

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

If there was ever a day to get your eye touched up on AI content.

TODAY IS THAT DAY.

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

Maybe we should’ve kept the internet in Colleges.

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

Don’t be surprised when he uses “I brought TikTok back.” against you.

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

TikTok being banned due to security yet US companies still doing business with Tencent and ByteDance is fine?

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

If there isn’t one stanza on Kendrick’s album that doesn’t make you dance a little I implore you to take a vacation

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

Don’t forget your loved ones in Hell too!

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

Happy Veterans Day sorry we elected a fucking Nazi

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

The guy said big meaty claws to Mr. Krabs and my life hasn’t been the same since.

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

Making a noun plural to make it sound like a verb.

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

Used to open my all in one printer as a kid, put my wife eyed face on the scanner, and let it scan.

Look at that turned out

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

@AputureLighting hey is there anyone available to answer repair questions, not super emergency but definitely urgent

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

Every rendition and performance of the Star Spangled Banner should have just been rebroadcasts of Whitney Houston’s 91 Super Bowl performance. There is no topping it, quit practicing it, you won’t beat Whitney.

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

People pleasing is inwards narcissism

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

I will ask you what’s wrong if I see you drinking a Dasani

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

What in the actual fuck happened here

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

30 is crazy

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Do I still call them Tweets

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

@thesonicyouth bullying Nardwaur and a half assed apology, don’t forget.

[Jeffrey August @JeffJelenchick]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary fuck this place Elon Musk is a pile of shit, Putin can suck my left nut, if all you eat is red meat and beer I’ll never say good night to you