Ken Paxton is pure Maga
Cheated on wife β
Embezzled taxpayer money β
Impeached β
Indicted β
Inbred β
Enriches his donors β
Gargles Trump's balls β
Escaped process servers by hiding on the floorboard of his truck. β
It still blows my mind how @bennyjohnson and Tim Pool @Timcast were both CAUGHT taking money from Vladimir Putin and now they're part of the goddamn American White House press pool.
Where is the Greenland hospital ship? Did it get lost?
Where are the 101 empty oil tankers coming to America? Did they get lost?
Where are the DOGE bonus checks? Did they get lost?
Where is the rescued hero pilot? Did they get lost?
Where are the promised Epstein files? Did they get lost?