New novel: "I HATE Your Prophecy"!

I am a writer, a builder, and a creator. I make ideas into reality. I have an indomitable spirit and a deep love of the ridiculous.

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The Witchhunter's Lament - a dark, short-short satirical tale of that most honorable and misunderstood of professions, the Witch-Hunter.

For who else will keep us safe, at very competitive costs?

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Knowledge is power; but ignorance is a useful weapon if you don't like people. I like people. I don't like ignorance.

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When other people have been gaslighting you long enough, regular lighting looks strange in comparison.

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We are such stuff as dreams are made of; mostly polyvinyl chloride.

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You know, I never thought the name "Jeff Mach" would be famous or infamous. I only thought it would be mine. And it's still strange that THAT'S where I was wrong.

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Fear is finite. Creation is infinite.

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@icallmeprincess Ironically, I just got money today and was going to contribute. Thanks a lot. I hope this person has some higher quality friends than you.

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I keep watching people get what they deserve, and it keeps being hilarious.

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#ff @RRaincrow, @tek_witch, @caramalizedoni1, @creek_world, @Aesonique, @LustfulSloth, @SenseiLeRoof, @AntiquatedMisft, @Invictus75, @2chzcakes, @HoenirsSight, @slug013, @crimsonjoe, @DiceKeepGame, @Biblio_com, @quesobaskets, @HolyDalek, @sarahbraasch1, @KaylaStorytella,

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Oh, it gets weirder.

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There is no darkness but ignorance; but that's plenty.

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I am grateful that I have never lived a boring life.

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Just don't try to steal my +5 Vorpal Butter Knife.

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Easier to fight off a Dragon attack
Than explain that my name's actually pronounced
"Mack".

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My favorite cocktail isn't what I thought it was. My life is clearly too weird for words.

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Dearest Halloween-lovers and assorted freaks,

Why not join us this October for The Halloween Vendor & Oddities Market II at Blackthorne Resort in New York State's beautiful Catskills?

Other than the fact that it would make you a villain, obvs.

(Event photos: John Cristou)

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I can already feel October in the air.

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I know you like the lighter cuts
of regret,
and I prefer the darker ones,
and so,
betwixt us,
we’ll clean the platter.

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Coyote said, “Grandfather,
My left eye might you pluck?
And this rope help me tie
So that ‘neath this tree I’m stuck?

“For wisdom I must have!”
Grandfather Crow said, “Boy,
You give me a task
That I just might enjoy.”

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when the great Monsters
come out of the sea,
will they eat you,
or will they eat me?

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I wrote this at the very beginning of 2019.

It seems far more pertinent today than ever before.