Jeff Murman

Authoring tweets and then deleting them, usually.

[Jeff Murman @JeffMurman]

@ChaseMatteson @1011_News Sea of yellow!

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@Huskers @TheSavBananas @BananaBall_ Yellow shirts!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Jeff Murman @JeffMurman]

@rmhatt I like berry ball better buddy

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So crazy a baseball team wears yellow and is named after a fruit - wild times.

[#1 samir @samir]

How am I just finding out about this account now? It’s genius

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@anthony_schutz 🤣

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Scottie = Sergio?

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Honestly an incredible deal at Costco for $15,000

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@rygeli69 Mostly internal damage from kids

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@NWSOmaha just south of Raymond, Nebraska

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And now this thing?

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@JackMitchellLNK 👀👀💪💪😱🙄🤷‍♂️🙏🙌❤️💯⚡️👀

[Pius X Activities @PiusXtra]

Some more from the 🥉 finish by Thunderbolt ⛳️🏌️ today in Scottsbluff. Three medalists for the Bolts: Henry Stempson, Leo LaMounier, and Aiden Murman⚡️

[Pius X Golf @PxGolfTeams]

The Bolts⚡️ are headed to State!

The Pius X Boys finished 3rd as a team with Frankie Dawson taking home the 8th place medal and Henry Stempson finishing 2nd overall!

Go Bolts!⚡️

[Jeff Murman @JeffMurman]

@Hayden2002WX 😱

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@willardsharpwx But you are a chaser correct?

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@ASchnaare @TannerChasing Define chaser? 🤣🤷‍♂️