Jeff Penn

I've been booking and promoting comedy since 1975, and I currently produce comedy events and manage talent.

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@TrumpsHurricane Well, glad you’re self aware.

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@andy_lion007 Oh God no. You were a terrific First Lady. You’re not Presidential material any more than Trump was.

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@HazelMoore32 Oh God no!

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@RealJamesWoods The word “unrelenting” says it all.

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@DrWill_Oliver71 @JohnCleese Good Dr. Oliver - I would stop way short of accusing anyone questioning this practice of being Islamaphobic. In fact, I would bet John Cleese would be just as unhappy if they went totally Kosher and started printing signs in Hebrew. It’s not about Islam.

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@Gwendol36287174 @DonnieSimpson That would show drugs or medications in his system.

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@nobleisawinner Are you kidding me? Of course not. It could say Whitey or Honky and it would still be fine with me.

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@TonyPerkinsFMTV CD? You had CDs?

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Bill Maher reveals Jimmy Kimmel is “very mad” at him and may “never talk” to him again because of politics.

“Jimmy Kimmel, he’s very mad at me… I don’t think I did anything wrong.”

“This is the difference between the right and the left. It bugs me so much. My tribe is supposed to be the left, but these are the people who just can’t talk to you unless you’re exactly there. Whereas the Republicans, they always f-cking come to my show.”

“And Jimmy, I’m sorry… I’m not like you [other late-night guys]. I’m not. You could all exchange your monologues, all of you, and no one would know the difference in tone.”

“I don’t just buy into the left-wing bullsh-t. And I never stop making fun of the right-wing bullsh-t at all. And if that’s not good enough for you, then I think you’re the a—hole.”

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@TonyPerkinsFMTV What horribly sad news today and just prior to Super Bowl Sunday. I hope the NFL has the good sense to feature a tribute to Sonny on Sunday. What a loss for Washington. Sincerest condolences to his family and close friends, as well as his thousands of fans.

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Can this be far off?

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@MilaLovesJoe Affordable labor? Or exploited labor due to illegal status? If you condone the poor treatment of illegal immigrants because of their status, just in order to get projects finished on time, that’s a big part of the problem.

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@LeadingReport I. Moores case it’s more like 3 slices of the pie.

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@TonyPerkinsFMTV Congratulations to Connor and Tony & Rhonda for raising an incredible young man.

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@BillyCrystal Billy - I was your talent assistant some years back for The Mark Twain Prize. You and Janet are in my heart right now, which is breaking for you and so many others. I can only offer you my prayers and love.

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@DonnieSimpson Very sad news Donnie.