Jeff Portwood

Leading | Following | Exploring...Still plugging away at 90s resolutions and listening to 80s music.

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

@Enterprise #oneverycorner #sweepstakes @enterprise https://t.co/tDa1FhLTSz

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

Hay @espn How many people picked both Michigan (mens) and UCLA (womens) in the Tournament challenges?

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#WarriorsGround

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@jontaffer My wife has seen every episode of #BarRescue (pretty sure) and I've booked a secret trip to Vegas 9/30-10/2. Where should I take her?

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@MountainDew @iBurn @JoelEmbiid Shake #MTNDEWHotSauce on a @JoelEmbiid tradition - Chick-fil-A spicy chicken sandwiches and fries.

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

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@ServiceRecipe @Dave_Bergh @Burthead @BiondiRay @sandmanblue2 @ppappasnc @ConsultCRS @planetweaver @KweyuShadrack @HonorEmeryville

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

#pgeshutoff #PGE #powerapocalyse Heard there was a rush at #BestBuy for smart-phone solar-powered batteries. It’s over. They’re sold out.

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

#pgeshutoff #powerpocalypse I saw a basket full of water and it dawned on me – panic has set in. Fear of the unknown. How long will we be without power? #PGE has created a less-exciting hurricane experience. Luckily I'm good on milk and beer.

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

#powerpocalypse 5:30 PM at the grocery store reminded me of my experiences with hurricane preparations in Florida and Louisiana. At first, I was taken aback by how busy the grocery store was on a Tuesday. Then it hit me. https://t.co/ojr1JKDlmf

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

So here we sit. Waiting to hear from #PGE if our power will be shut off tomorrow for a Public Safety Power Shutdown (PSPS) – a supposedly proactive measure to help prevent wildfires as a result of not proactively updated its infrastructure over the past couple of decades.

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

@ArmandDoma @ArmandDoma I hope you don't live near me.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

When the PG&E blackouts trigger The Purge: NorCal, I’m immediately committing the worst crime the Bay Area could imagine: building affordable housing in an affluent neighborhood

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

@MarthaQuinn it was a blast talking with you about ALF this morning! Can’t believe I remembered what ALF means 🧐

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

Enter to win a trip to New Zealand from @sfbartable #bartableholidays https://t.co/FxVMe7TD0p

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

@NaNoWriMo #NaNoCoach I barely started and then had a heavy travel week when I didn't write anything, what now?!?!?

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

@maddow - I think this would be a positive story to mention... Edelman helps thwart potential school shooter https://t.co/AUpl2ZI40Q

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #BakerMayfield! Click the player you think deserves the @NissanUSA #HeismanHouse vote! https://t.co/0nFwNewmD1

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

YOU could WIN ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Play today for your chance to make the big throw—only from Eckrich! #Sweepstakes https://t.co/op0aEeV3bZ

[Jeff Portwood @JeffPortwood]

It goes without saying how excited I am that the season is here. But I am saying it anyway. https://t.co/J66x6ZFbTQ