Jeff Strand 🍅

Bram Stoker Award-winner of gobs of books, most recently BLOODSUCKER COUNTY and FINDERS KEEPERS. WGA screenwriter.

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

Critics say YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND is "a great big warm hug for your soul." Pre-order the feel-good book of the summer today! https://t.co/25bWQy8ZKp

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

Chaos is not a fan of his annual vet appointment.

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

This week only. That's a lot of "WTF is wrong with this guy???" for a low, low price! https://t.co/25bWQy8ZKp

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND...but deals will! The Kindle edition is only $1.99, this week only! https://t.co/25bWQy8ZKp

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

BREAKING! Dooneese Maharelle has dropped out of Trump's 250th Anniversary celebration.

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

If you truly want to celebrate America's 250th birthday and unite the country, get Weird Al!

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

@capitolsquire Nah, I wouldn't flush my decades-long career down the toilet by using that crap. Nor will I be triggered by some dipshit Twitter rando thinking he's being cute.

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

Not one word of my new book was written with AI. I ran the 1st chapter through 3 different AI detectors. The 1st said there was a 92% chance it was written with AI. The 2nd said there was a 64% chance. The 3rd said it was 0% AI. Takeaway: AI detectors are worthless, and fuck AI.

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

Hey, if you want to catch up on my Eek! series before TERROR FROM THE CAVE comes out in August, the first three books are currently on sale for $1.99 each! https://t.co/oPPNoFXKsn @SourcebooksKids

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

Some light reading by the artificial fire.

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

Time for The Adventures of Boba Fett and Baby Yoda!

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

I'm not here to tell @Applebees how to run their business, but if 7 of the 11 options in their "2 for $25" deal have an upcharge, they should probably rename the deal.

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

Who's ready for SURVIVOR 51: CALVINBALL?

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

@stephenjfwhite It’s not actually a chicken place—it’s called Twisters Burgers & Burritos in the real world. The burger was delicious!

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

Having lunch where Walter White dined.

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

Awwww…what a cute little visitor in our hotel room!

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

You’re not the boss of me.

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

That’s a big-ass canyon!

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

Almost time for No Doubt!

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

My view as I went to sleep in the Clown Motel.

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

Some light reading at the Clown Motel.