Jeff Strand 🍅

Bram Stoker Award-winner of gobs of books, most recently BLOODSUCKER COUNTY and FINDERS KEEPERS. WGA screenwriter.

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Share with wild abandon! My new novel, FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH, is out now!!! https://t.co/yIYkjhhbhE

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Whoa! I'm the Publishers Marketplace Deal of the Day!

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Watch out! I'm going to be writing a couple of Choose Your Own Adventure books!

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Whether you stare creepily at your screen, or just have it playing in the background, this is 54 minutes of exquisite content! https://t.co/XJuVAamzeL

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Despite the internet’s relentless efforts, we’re about to see this (mostly) unspoiled!

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I encourage everybody to buy a barrel full of copies to hand out to trick-or-treaters! https://t.co/KJytgrnkUI

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Happy National Pug Day to those who celebrate!

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Tonight's dinner was definitely "All You Can Eat Sushi" instead of "All You Should Eat Sushi." 🤢

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The latest issue of Bridgett's newsletter is out! Check it out here: https://t.co/ijdXKelUVE

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Eight legs out of eight to CRAWLERS.

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Even if you ignore the enslavement and genocide, can't we least agree that "In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue" is a lazy-ass rhyme?

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Enjoying some fine merch from Bridgett Nelson's new shop! https://t.co/FMpwhaIeGv

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One year ago today I got this tattoo. It has yet to come to life and force my arm to commit unspeakable acts against my will.

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It bombed hard this past weekend and most of you probably never even heard of it, but BEWARE BOIUNA is frickin' great!!!

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Indie approves of me going to see BEWARE BOIUNA.

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Bridgett Nelson's new online store is live!!! Books! Shirts! Other cool stuff! The perfect holiday gifts for the many weirdos in your life. https://t.co/rKfH3AmxND

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I respect the move, Hidden Valley Ranch, but this was nasty.

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Eric Schmitt has slunk off to lick his wounds at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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Sometimes it’s difficult to get writing done.

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I'm here for you, Atlanta Falcons fans!

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Not long after PRESSURE was a "Forgotten Thriller" in one of these articles, it's now one of the greatest mystery books you haven't read! https://t.co/HHQ0M6W9Lq