Jeff Uncly

son of the drunk driver they couldn’t pull over | Texas socialist | fucker

[Jeff Uncly @JeffUncly]

Pessimism of the intellect (gay) optimism of the will (bisexual)

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Why does the president get to have a “I want to kill myself” Button but I don’t?

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@BenStiller Buddy stay out of my city

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@PJVPhotography Imagining the very funny odds that he has a button

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@botticellibimbo Sorry to you ma’am. (for being from Houston)

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God forbid a guy run drills when he’s bored

[ABC News @ABC]

A volunteer firefighter has been arrested for allegedly setting fires and then responding to them with his fire department, according to officials in eastern Pennsylvania. https://t.co/FFjf5wNa0A

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Get the fuck out of my city

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Timothée Chalamet and Ben Stiller are HYPE after the Knicks Game 2 win 😆

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What a game

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@Baileymoon15 Awesome

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Mexico and San Antonio are going to do great things in thier respective series

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@yvg47 Spurs in 7

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@_nml831 Imagine a NYer who can imagine other places exist

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@emkenobi C’mon man

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The late great Hannibal lector just came into my room unannounced

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@melbortoluzo Say what you will about Americans but Europeans are equally if not even bigger morons

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@WembyAlienEra He’s so real for that

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@EricMGarcia Sorry to say it’s a probably a stupid idiot

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@coopercooperco @willmenaker He looked Shell shocked

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@Meza2Drew Fuck your charlatan ass and shame on you for exploiting your stupid idiot dog this way

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@lindorlover123 Stfu Utah

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@Judnikki Flatbush fool