Faux Jeff Van Gundy

*NOT JEFF VAN GUNDY* *PARODY ACCOUNT* I like to criticize everyone....even though I suck. FLOPPING IS RUINING THE NBA. Get ready to get made fun of NBA Players

[Faux Jeff Van Gundy @JeffVanGundyNOT]

I heard the lakers signed @AlstonKrupa so Steve Nash and him could have butt sex..

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You are still down 3-1.... #Knicks

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chris bosh a.k.a. the Boshasaurus raptor is missing game 3 because of the birth of his baby believed to look like this

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What does Kobe have for Thanksgiving?
Same as always ... with a little white meat on the side.
#BadKobeBryantJokes

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BREAKING NEWS: Lebron James has announced that he will be releasing a new book ... as soon as he comes up with a title #ThatMightTakeAWhile

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#ScalabrineForMVP

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This is for my man @EvanMathis69... Since he is @SarahPhilli

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You guys had a bounty on @JHarden13? Suspend @MettaWorldPeace longer
RT: @LanceMoore16: "I wish I could say what I want to say right now..."

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Derrick Rose was not in shape to play basketball this year...He hurt his team. and his acl....

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Why did Metta World Peace leave the game early? ..... He wanted to beat the crowd #BadMettaWorldJokes

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Did he rape someone again!? RT: @jadande: "Kobe takes center stage once again"

[Faux Jeff Van Gundy @JeffVanGundyNOT]

@paulpierce34 cool... Just don't TEBOW again...