Jeff Van Gorp

Party like a rock, cause rocks go hard.

[Jeff Van Gorp @Jeff_VanGorp]

Where is this guy finding all these random facts? #FastMO https://t.co/xw8rlDj135

[Haffa @kccohaffa]

Bears are large and brown. Except for baby bears. #fastmo

[Haffa @kccohaffa]

Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago.

[Jeff Van Gorp @Jeff_VanGorp]

Shoutout to toilets. They take people's shit all day, and no one thanks them. #RealMVP #FastMO

[Haffa @kccohaffa]

When life give you AIDS, make lemonAIDS. #herestheshitpart #fastmo

[Haffa @kccohaffa]

Children have more taste buds than adults. #fastmo

[Haffa @kccohaffa]

After working out, it takes 5 hours for your body temperature to return to normal. #fastmo

[Haffa @kccohaffa]

Dolphins recognize and admire themselves in mirrors. #fastmo #thatscuteasshitthough

[Haffa @kccohaffa]

The Bermuda Triangle has as many ship and plane disappearances as any other region of the ocean. #fastmo

[Haffa @kccohaffa]

The most common color for highlighters is yellow because it doesn’t leave a shadow on the page when photocopied. #fastmo

[Haffa @kccohaffa]

Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents. #fastmo

[Haffa @kccohaffa]

💩💩💩💩💩 #herestheshitpart #fastmo

[Haffa @kccohaffa]

India’s Go Air airline only hires female flight attendants because they are lighter, so they save up to $500,000 per year in fuel. #fastmo

[Haffa @kccohaffa]

At room temperature, the average air molecule travels at the speed of a rifle bullet. #fastmo

[Jeff Van Gorp @Jeff_VanGorp]

Retweeting retweets of #FastMO is fun, until you see how deep it goes.

[Caitlin Lambeth @grindlebottoms]

Pour some sugar on me #fastmo https://t.co/TjBUfYpLN5

[Caitlin Lambeth @grindlebottoms]

Always ❤️ #fastmo https://t.co/UEvJy774qz

[Caitlin Lambeth @grindlebottoms]

It's the square thing that you plug into the wall for your charger. You know, the USB part. I think... #fastmo https://t.co/KLZbZGhm4s

[Caitlin Lambeth @grindlebottoms]

Mine says a thousand words just looking at it... 😳😳 #roughsex #fastmo https://t.co/BRIQZR0Mbe

[Caitlin Lambeth @grindlebottoms]

@KCChivesOn @BiIIMurray #fastmo

[KC Chives On @KCChivesOn]

@BiIIMurray can you use the hashtag #FastMO pls? @KCChivesOn is trying to get entered into a contest to win 10K for charity! #ChiveCharities