Jeff LaMarche

Just a guy living in Silicon Valley. Opinions my own. He/Him.

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

Now I’ll probably get off Twitter for a few more weeks. It’s not you. Really. It’s fucked up world we live in. This place is too stressful.

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

Also, did you know if you log off Twitter for a few weeks, it starts acting like a jealous ex-lover and starts sending you many “You might like this” notifications a day? I had to revoke its ability to send notifications it got so bad.

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

The first episode of Strange New Worlds didn’t wow me. It wasn’t bad. I liked it, but it wasn’t mind blowing, was the strength of the cast that made it work.

But, I gotta say… episodes 2 and 3 have both been exactly what I want from Star Trek. Really good stuff.

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

not the onion dot com

[Franklin Graham @Franklin_Graham]

My mother was born in China, grew up in China, and I think @PandaExpress is some of the best Chinese food in America. I had fried rice and teriyaki chicken tonight and it was great!

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

Jesus, Twitter. Don’t fucking “show me less often”, stop fucking showing me at all.

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

Twitter trends are killing me lately. Decent humans like Jimmy Carter and David Lynch keep trending, and every single time I assume they died and get sad.

And then it turns out, it’s just people appreciating them.

Which is awesome, but couldn’t the trends include that info?

[Sarah Schreib @[email protected] @AppleSarahR]

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://t.co/kJQyW1FNjo

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

@dhmspector At this point “Awful and Unconscionable” might as well be their state motto. They should put it on their license plates.

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

@AaronTempler @jwilker I think “potentially” is generous.

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

@jwilker @AaronTempler *sigh* Yeah.

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

@jwilker Why the fuck do conservative douchnozzle dude like this guy like to preface every asshole thing they say with “as the father of x daughters”? What fucking relevance does it have to anything?

Spoiler alert: fathers can be insufferable assholes!

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

@hodapp Well, that’s a sentence I didn’t expect to read today…

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

So she’ll side with Republicans? I doubt it…

(see: https://t.co/Srg5TkIIlk)

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

I believe that if she is confirmed, Judge Jackson will side with predators and sex offenders.

Her record on the bench shows she has a disturbing pattern of handing down light sentences.

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

@kevinhoctor @judyhoctor Have you announced the subject or title yet?

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

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I knew the calls were coming from inside the house, but I didnb’t know they’d set up a whole call center…

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

@Hay 𝕸𝖞 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖒. 𝕳𝖆𝖞:

𝖎𝖙 𝖉𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝖕𝖚𝖙 𝖒𝖞 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖉 𝖆𝖙 𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖆𝖉𝖒𝖎𝖙 𝖘𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘.

𝖎 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖙 ƒ𝖊𝖗𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖙
𝖒. 𝕷𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖍𝖊

[Jeff LaMarche @jeff_lamarche]

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