Amy Godier

Just your average, extraordinary goddess looking to laugh and spread the love while smashing the patriarcy.

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

@thejanegang @asparagusblasta It's from Aldi, and it's so good. Never had it so good.

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

Me, Today:

Barnes and Noble Clerk: Thx. Here's a coupon for $10 off a whole cheesecake.

Me: What are you trying to do to me?!

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

Depression just got competitive. https://t.co/NLpBMcwIiz

[Harvard Health @HarvardHealth]

Did you know there are 6 common types of depression? https://t.co/F5h2PwGrEI #HarvardHealth #depression

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

Are men always in a bad mood?

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

@asparagusblasta @thejanegang @ike_brda -Are you sure that's 10"?

-That's what she said.

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

@tompetty Waking up in Des Moines. Turn on the tele, the first thing I see....

It's gonna be a great day, sayeth the gods.

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

@tompetty My entire world is all about driving 6 hours to Iowa for some heavy Petty-ing! See you in Des Moines. #DreamComeTrue

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

That gives massages.... https://t.co/Lbryu008zy

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

@thejanegang Nah, you just a hottie.

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

Ewwww. Name change, please.

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

@thejanegang @loufest Snoooooooooooooop!

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

Things I text my daughter:

[Paolo Pace @_aahamilton]

quit saying it's good to beat your kids because you got beat and you turned out alright. you didn't.

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

"That's a good tooth. I hope you get top dollar for it"

#ThingsISayAtWork

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

@asparagusblasta I bequeath to you all of my memes when I die.

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

I told a kid today he needed to "take responsibility" for something, and he asked "Responsibility? What's that?"

He was serious.

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

Actual note I wrote at work today.

[Amy Godier @JeffcoGoddess]

Fam group text. Brother- Happy Mothers Day, Amy! Dad- I'm going back to bed.

#NotTheFavorite

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: News release: Workers prepare to remove Jefferson Davis statue in New Orleans, 2nd Confederate monument to be removed.