Jeff Proctor

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@GregProarms You look great!

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@LukeMiani with the MacBook neo using an A series chip, is it possible to update the Apple Silicon DTK Mac mini? It’s got twice as much RAM.

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@DaveMustaine just watched an interview an and the they brought up Metallica. Megadeth is a far superior band is all aspects of being a band. You have never rested on your laurels, taken chances, learned and grew unlike the other band.

Hope to see you live against soon!

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@lagwagon are you guys ok? I just got an email about the Toronto show being canceled! Hope you’re doing well, I am looking forward to seeing you again and hearing “Surviving California” live! 🤘🏻

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@DaveMustaine have you seen this?! https://t.co/5Ri1ZGFJLc wtf?!

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@LukeMiani @LukeMiani will it run mac os Monterey or Ventura?

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@J_Potter As it was happening I had to explain who you @J_Potter are and that I was going to tweet you before I left.

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@J_Potter Last night I was space docked by someone!!!

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@lagwagon I think I am going to cross the border to see you in Toronto, will you do me a favor and guys suck? 😆

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@SteelPantherz why haven’t you guys written a song about #squirters ? Have you never made a woman squirt???

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@MonicaLewinsky love your interview on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. You have a great sense of humor!

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@lagwagon pretty sure I picked up covid at the show at the Rec Room😟. You guys played great and I had a good time but I started feeling awful Sunday. Hopefully you are feeling alright. 😘 DM me if the caper wants to give me a call 😉

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@LukeMiani watching your video on the 5 MacBook pros you purchased. When the time comes to sell one of the 14inch models I would be interested.

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@OriginalFunko you did a collection of pop! from it’s Always sunny in Philadelphia but didn’t include the waitress?! Charlie wrote that play for/about/to get her in bed! Any chance her pop figure is on the way?

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@lagwagon just got my ticket to see you in #Buffalo! Hopefully the caper remembers me from the last time you played here!

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@DaveMustaine For a second I thought someone photoshopped your guitar out and replaced it with the dog. Can’t wait to hear that shiny new record! Don’t make us wait too long!

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@JohnFeldy I have a recording from that time @goldfingermusic tore apart the tralf in Buffalo NY promoting #StompingGround. Do you want a copy? You mentioned that show almost every time you came back. I recorded it on #minidisc Currently loving #NeverLookBack

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@Chris_Stuckmann heard about your movie and wanted to say condragulations! Can’t wait to see it! I tend to be on the same page as you with reviews so I have high expectations

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@allstate @WKBW @WGRZ How can it be legal for Allstate to cancel my policy after 18 years for making a late payment by 4 day during this fucked up time period. #2onMYside? Can you help me out?

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@Allstate thank you for rubbing salt in the wound. Worst fucking company. I appreciate you wanting to leave me your number but I’m not a customer anymore by YOUR choice not mine. Thank you for fucking me hard I didn’t need you to spit on it first. #allstate #fuckedbyallstate