Jeffrey 🇭🇹

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

That rose toy won't nut all over your stomach n pass out on top of you like i will 😤

[Fein @Feincodm]

Rank every Hokage from strongest to weakest. No nostalgia, just feats.

[Ab-Soul @abdashsoul]

HEAD IS DA ANSWER.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Former #Titans RB Chris Johnson, aka CJ2K, announced on @GMA that he has been diagnosed with ALS at age 39.

Heartbreaking.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Thank You, Football.

Love, #3

[ℝ𝕀ℤℤ ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋 @Shr00msy]

Any minute now I'm going to wake up at 2 AM to this on TV and realize the last 20+ years was a dream…..any…minute….now…

[𝖈𝖚𝖒 𝖒𝖆𝖓 @cumhoarder]

WANTED: head & a blunt

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

I have never had sex at a concert and didn’t even know you were supposed to be doing that, I mostly just stand there and watch the stage

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

no special clan, no special eyes, no tailed beast, no alien DNA.. he was just moving different

[$cottiewop @Bvckwityobitch]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the single fathers out there. . . Yea that sound stupid huh remember that on June 21st bitch

[Ben @betbigben]

gm

get money, not good morning.

[Bro @booorgan]

7 year relationship ended let’s see what all the hype’s about

[Ivy🔻 @surrviiver]

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr

[autist @litteralyme0]

- My horses: held
- Rome: built over the course of several day
- The ice I'm walking on: thick
- Bit off: just enough to chew
- My Book: judged by its content
- My marbles: accounted for
- The hand that fed me: unbitten

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i just read a post that said " life becomes so beautiful when you realise that one step backwards is also the part of the dance" holyyyy fuccckkkkk

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I can't wait for Call Of Duty Black Ops II to come out!!!! The graphics look crazy!

[bum @BattleRapBum]

they said ya next album gon sound like this

[OlaveSZN ⚜️ @OlaveSZN12]

Tua walking into the Ceasar’s Superdome in Week 9 to throw 2 Cuban sandwiches