El Jefe

Prepare for the worst but still pray for the best

[El Jefe @Jeffe_254]

May we never go with flowers where others go with lubricants and condoms.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

Fvck, kumbe mrija huonekana kwa pelvic x-ray. So this whipp is actually bonny. I'm never stepping in the radiation room ever.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

You can't convince me to swear to never beating my wife if I'm ever married. Some level of stupidity can just get erased by way of whipps. That's according to me.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

So some women have already been married more than once. How lucky can you be?

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

Mpaka boyfriend's day, girls still want flowers. When will our turn to enjoy ever come.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

Have you guys ever seen a tuktuk with a Kinyambi😂😭? I was amazed yesterday in Dagoretti.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

You can't compete with police in stupidity. They can go to the lowest. Worst part is they'll always win.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

Tafuta pesa ndo time ukienda kununua kiatu usivalishwe karatasi mguu.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

Gaddamit, leo nmepata ninja imeteka albino 🤩.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

Right now kila mtu kwa ploti anaskiza gospel. Adi washerati. Frauds tupu.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

Back in highschool, once there was a scene like this. One moment is a Dj afro movie the next it's a soap opera😂😂😂😂💀😭

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

Mwanaume aki stand ground yake off manipulation, women huanza kukuita stingy, rude misogynistic ooh sijui chauvinistic. Always be the dangerous.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

I'm multilingual. I speak fluent sarcasm and explicit dark humor.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

Nothing beats the pain ya kuuziwa avocado zimeoza ama tu substandard quality. That betrayal is unmatched😭😭.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

Si maringo ni ego. Nlimsho venye anakaa tu siezi kammanga.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

There's a big difference between eating and snacking.

[El Jefe @Jeffe_254]

@Keruboooo Anza

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

Kaa ninja if you haven't converted a lesbian yet, we can't even be friends.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

You can either choose to become a house wife or a sneaky link. What are you?

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

You guys mnajifanyanga like hamuonangi the matatu drivers wakirukisha madem warembo hizo line nyi hupanga CBD😂.

[Dr Fixit™🇰🇪 @NytmDr]

I'm sure ata bangi inajuta kua introduced Kenya.