David

Don’t mind me, just sticking my nose where it probably doesn’t belong.

[David @Jeffee007]

@katsquirt_ @modestmousiey I think we’ll be alright

[David @Jeffee007]

@modestmousiey What’s a jillwaggy? We would usually say a tug, a wank, a stroke etc

[David @Jeffee007]

@noellearchives Because it’s British 🇬🇧 and Britain makes the best music.

[David @Jeffee007]

@zzhenqtinq Great Britain: England, Scotland and Wales

The United Kingdom: England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland

God the irony of you calling me dumb 😂

[David @Jeffee007]

@zzhenqtinq I’ve pissed you off so I’m clearly doing something right 🇬🇧

[David @Jeffee007]

@zzhenqtinq Damn you’re not helping the American stereotype 😂 Scotland LITERALLY is British, a simple google search would prove you wrong. Britain is made up of England, Scotland and Wales you dumbass

[David @Jeffee007]

@zzhenqtinq If it weren’t for the Industrial Revolution, you wouldn’t even have a device to type that retarded comment on.

[David @Jeffee007]

@jj151515151515 @bannedbren @ScarssOnMyMind @Confuzion434 It’s tit for tat. Foods you claim are American are literally British. Apple pie is British, and you eat traditional British roasts every year for thanksgiving. The only difference is we eat them every Sunday rather than once a year.

[David @Jeffee007]

@bigbrothercel No one in the UK says ‘yall’ other than chronically online Gen Zrs

[David @Jeffee007]

@jj151515151515 @bannedbren @ScarssOnMyMind @Confuzion434 No shit I’m being sarcastic. Do you genuinely believe that people in the UK don’t use spices? The best restaurants in the world are located in London and a good amount of the best chefs in the world come from the UK.

[David @Jeffee007]

@CatholicCharm When Brits pretend to be or act gay, they put on an American accent. Because of how feminine and unintimidating it sounds.

[David @Jeffee007]

@CatholicCharm Growing up in the UK, Americans are seen as rather soft and weak. Their accent sounds too feminine. When Brits pretend to act overly feminine or gay, they literally put on an American accent.

[David @Jeffee007]

@bannedbren @ScarssOnMyMind @Confuzion434 Never tried them but ok!

[David @Jeffee007]

@bannedbren @ScarssOnMyMind @Confuzion434 We use spices. Just because we don’t douse our cheerio’s in paprika and Cajun spice every morning like Americans doesn’t mean we don’t use spices.

[David @Jeffee007]

@zzhenqtinq @ScarssOnMyMind the US. To come on here and say Britain has no culture when it literally built the modern world is telling of your ignorance. You wouldn’t even have a phone to type that shit on if it weren’t for the British.

[David @Jeffee007]

@zzhenqtinq @ScarssOnMyMind Over 60% of the items in the British museum are British. Britain is the land of Shakespeare, the Industrial Revolution and modern literature. It invented the most popular sports in the world as well as the first computer. There are pubs in England thousands of years older than -

[David @Jeffee007]

@bannedbren @ScarssOnMyMind @Confuzion434 Britain pioneered the modern world. We’re literally the land of Shakespeare, the Industrial Revolution and created the modern basis of Law which the USA followed in its conception. We also created the most popular sports in the world.

[David @Jeffee007]

@Confuzion434 @ScarssOnMyMind You literally have a football banner. Which is an English sport btw

[David @Jeffee007]

@Confuzion434 @ScarssOnMyMind British culture defined the whole world. The Industrial Revolution, Shakespeare, the Steam Engine, The Computer, the language you’re literally speaking right now. Britain has thousands of years of history with pubs older than your entire country.