Dan

Once nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol.

[Dan @JeffersonRP96]

@ShillySammie Haha I feel like at that point you’ve gotta be recycling old content. Can’t imagine one of her connections going “wait a minute… you posted this tip in the second Friday in August 2021!”

[Dan @JeffersonRP96]

@ShillySammie Or maybe they are combined by some freaks. Unfortunately I’m not responsible for all the bog-people descendents

[Dan @JeffersonRP96]

@ShillySammie Referee I’d like to clarify that tuna and beans are never used concurrently. We’re not degenerates.

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

can't believe the yanks refer to pigs in blankets as 'bacon wrapped weenies'. what a foolish name, so glad we have a normal one

[Dan @JeffersonRP96]

@D_P_DD Heavily concur

[Dan @JeffersonRP96]

Costco boldly asks the question “what if we gave a load of oversized trolleys to people with zero spatial awareness”. Truly an experiment of all time.

[Dan @JeffersonRP96]

@D_P_DD

[Dan @JeffersonRP96]

@D_P_DD Journalists out here underestimating the whimsy a simple Oxford comma can bring.

[Dan @JeffersonRP96]

@D_P_DD Hey all you miserable people earning less than you should 👋 Look at these train tossers trying to better their circumstances 😡👉 If you can’t have it nobody can, so instead here’s some tomatoes you can chuck at them.

Also don’t throw too many tomatoes. It’s £3 a punnet now.

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

calenderheads, peep february 2026. you don’t see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to

[RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @arvalis]

Furious that all of musks stupid little schemes seems to have paid off. The single most annoying person in the world getting everything he wanted should not be allowed. Rich people are an existential threat to good people.

[𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗 @shagbark_hick]

Cities, homes, restaurants, hospitals — all of them need warm, yellow-tinged lighting.

I can’t think of a single place that has been improved by the introduction of white LED’s.

[nicholas @mcqueerbait]

@JLazzy23 i hope to see a balloon of the rizzler at the macy’s thanksgiving parade

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Flutes are like breathalyzers for testing how much music you have in your system

[illy bocean @IllyBocean]

I know I’m a hater, but do we have to keep inventing new categories of “Destined For Landfill” objects

[Grace @graceyldn]

Nah sorry this is all I can think of and I can’t stop laughing

[Dan @JeffersonRP96]

That’s it, autumn is cancelled. Pack up the leaves everyone