JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely)

I'm Jeff Keighley (This is a parody Account)

please send me ideas for fake headlines

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

I'm gonna fucking kill myself on stage #FUCKEA

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

Also, there's a new newsletter. It's very short, but you can read it here!

https://t.co/6fdrF840OQ

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

@geoffkeighley found died in his home

I will take his place don't worry

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

EA and Respawn Entertainment in celebration of Titanfall 2s 10th anniversary are doing absolutely fucking nothing. Fuck you

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

I absolutely hate video games

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

My name is Jeff Keighley

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

We're serving piss at the game awards

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

Rockstar will include "Candy Sticky Hands" in the Deluxe Edition of gta 6. Owners without the Deluxe Edition of gta 6 will be Crying because if the Lack of the "Candy Sticky Hands" because of how integral it is to the gameplay of gta 6

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

I did not cheat on him

[Slenderman @slendermmn]

Jeff the Killer cheated on Me.

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

Fuck the suit and tie, I'm dressing up as a little kitty from now on

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

I remember smoking madddd weed with Gabe Newell

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

A little birdie told me there's gonna be a little birdie at TGAs

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

Confirmed! See you live on December 10th!

[gta jason @grandtheftchips]

Geoff Keighley executing EA executives at TGA after gassing everyone with sleepy gas

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

My name is Jeff the killer now

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

I'm gonna fucking kill myself on stage #FUCKEA

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

I've Officially snapped

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

@viiaeriis Well said brother

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

Everywhere I go I see it

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Austin Wintory - "My Mass Effect 5 early musical drafts" - ~22 minutes of potential Mass Effect 5 music https://t.co/MSRLwjadM1

[JeffKeighley (The Real one, Definitely) @Jeffkeighley]

I'm writing a new book about how much I fucking hate EA