Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody)

Practically worshipped on CNN, MSNBC, NBC News, Huffington Post, Washington Post and New York Times Parody

[Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody) @JeffreyFlake]

I am happy to announce my membership in Antifa.

[Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody) @JeffreyFlake]

Hunter Biden did nothing wrong.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

As you watch or don't watch Donald Trump at CPAC today, enjoy this fact: He lost. He's not president.

[Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody) @JeffreyFlake]

I am considering @RepKinzinger as my 2024 running mate.

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

18 USC 2383: “Whoever incites,... assists, or engages in ...insurrection against ... the United States or the laws thereof, or gives aid or comfort thereto, shall be ... imprisoned not more than ten years ... and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.”

[Jen 'now @jenrubin9' Rubin @JRubinBlogger]

House managers utterly vindicated. They got every vote possible.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Several friends have been surprised by my saying our first task is to do what we can to help Biden succeed. Here's Lincoln 160 years ago today: "If we do not join now to save the good old ship of the Union on this voyage, nobody will have a chance to pilot her on another voyage."

[Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody) @JeffreyFlake]

Mitt Romney is the greatest man who ever walked through the Senate chamber.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Every day more proud of my 2012 vote for Romney

[Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody) @JeffreyFlake]

I would have voted to impeach Donald J. Trump.

And if you elect me in 2024, @MittRomney and I will lead the charge.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Trump engaged in a two month long effort to overturn the election results--an attempted usurpation that culminated in a violent insurrection. Much of the GOP supported his effort. Maybe this is worth more than a few hurried days of the Senate's time?
https://t.co/rfiVvr0XCC

[. @GregTSargent]

Such a good question from @JRubinBlogger: What if Republicans actually listened? Via @PostOpinions:
https://t.co/HovWQVJvBQ

[Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody) @JeffreyFlake]

Thank you, @ProjectLincoln.

[Jeff Flake @JeffFlake]

As of today, 9,944 Arizona Republicans have changed their party registration since the assault on the U.S. Capitol on January 6th. Please, fellow Republicans, we cannot continue to excuse former President Trump's behavior and promote falsehoods about the election.

[Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody) @JeffreyFlake]

Today I am happy to announce my run for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination. #Swagger

[Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody) @JeffreyFlake]

@davidfrum Great job, David!

[Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody) @JeffreyFlake]

I support @dougducey’s decision to skip the needless “security checks” and move on to a new and better President Biden.

[Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody) @JeffreyFlake]

I’m calling it for @JoeBiden. Gentleness and honesty always win.

[Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody) @JeffreyFlake]

I’m voting for Hunter Biden’s dad.

[Jeff Flake @JeffFlake]

When you fill out your ballot, ask yourself: Who will best restore decency and civility to the White House. Who can I be proud to tell my children and grandchildren I voted for.

[Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody) @JeffreyFlake]

@theresa_kline Are you hitting on me?

[Sen. Jeff Flake Press Account (Parody) @JeffreyFlake]

That pool boy was paid a living wage for his hours of hard work and grit–hardly “sex trafficking.”

Your accusations are odious and without merit.

[An Open Secret @AnOpenSecret]

Child sex abuse is a bigger problem than racism in this country