Jeffrey Carroll

Wisconsin born and raised, now living across the river in Iowa. Bucks, Badgers, Brewers, and Packers.

[Michal Tal, PhD @ImmunoFever]

Last year some regrettable cost cutting decisions were made about foodborne pathogen testing, ending 28 years of screening for cyclosporiasis and quickly catching and quenching several outbreaks. Now we still have no idea what the source of this outbreak is. This is the price!!!

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

❤️

[Jeffrey Carroll @JeffreyJ2006]

@KwikTrip Only Gatorade and Propel, just to earn more bonus pull tabs 😬

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This guy is defunding scientific research and your kid's education

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We spent over $70B bombing them.
We will spend $300B to rebuild them.
We lost this war, and now we will be funding Iran.

[Amity @amitylee13]

Byron Donalds speaks about the importance of education in front of a misspelled sign. You can’t make this shit up.

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

80+ K with fewer than 20 hits allowed and fewer than 10 walks issued over any 8-start span in MLB history:

Jacob deGrom (April 17-June 11, 2021)
Jacob Misiorowski (May 1-June 12, 2026)

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Republicans are going to spend hundreds of billions that we don’t have to fund Trump’s endless war and line the pockets of the military industrial complex, which now includes members of Trump’s family.

Nothing for you, but a fortune for war.

[Meteorologist Sam Kuffel @SamKuffelWx]

Stepping outside into this heat and humidity

[Jeffrey Carroll @JeffreyJ2006]

@SamKuffelWx Lots of power outages and trees down here in Dubuque, Iowa. Heavy rain and the winds just keep pounding. Hunker down to everyone else if these keep gaining strength 😮‍💨

[Brandon S. Bledsoe 🤙 @BSBledsoe]

@MatthewMKE98 The Madden curse lives on. Got the whole damn franchise out of Chicago.

[Aaron Nagler @AaronNagler]

Packers fans and their "worthless" stock certificates like...

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Only 3 pitchers in MLB history have accomplished the following in their first 12 starts of the season:

100+ K
Fewer than 15 ER
Fewer than 20 BB

2000 Pedro Martinez
2021 Jacob deGrom
2026 Jacob Misiorowski 🔥

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Concerned about prices, folks? If you are, then just know it's because of the <checks notes> fucken refrigerators at grocery stores.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has authorized the continued use of cancer-causing pesticide atrazine.

Atrazine is banned in more than 60 countries.

[Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ]

Trump went to China with Big Tech CEOs and his son who runs the family business. That tells you everything about who this summit is for.

This continues to be a golden age for Trump and his billionaire friends while the American people get crushed by rising costs.

[Iowa Starting Line @IAStartingLine]

An Iowa lobbyist was caught offering $100 cash payments—plus referral bonuses—to pack JD Vance’s Des Moines rally this week. The lobbyist works for an ethanol policy group whose top priority, E15 fuel, Vance championed from the stage. https://t.co/pSk4k7oNhU

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

The idea that the US government could keep aliens under wraps is ridiculous. These people are incompetent. Last week they arrested a Secret Service agent for beating off in a hotel lobby. Last month a Secret Service agent assigned to Jill Biden shot himself in the ass. No one is harboring Martians.