Jeffrey Locke

[Jeffrey Locke @JeffreyLocke]

@JamieSimko That was an inspirational stepping stone in my life that helped me realize my dream job of helping middle-aged women compulsively/therapeutically snatch up pillows and candles at Pier 1 Imports after they got off their double shift at the hospital.

[Jeremy Van Liew @JeremyVanLiew]

"Dude Jer, my diarrhea right now smells like grapefruit seed extract" -Jamie.

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@JamieSimko It’s good for ya!

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@JamieSimko Raking is life.

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@JamieSimko Hahahaha. I wish Jer and I were hissing laughing at this.

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@JamieSimko For the cancer.

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@JamesVanLiew Perris High.

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@JamesVanLiew 22, of course.

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@JamesVanLiew Hahahahaha. Amazing, dude.

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@bodeslikespizza @JamieSimko A yeesh in the noodle.

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@JamieSimko Was she a baker?

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@JamieSimko You gotta know the places.

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@yolandiiiii fucking awful.

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@LeQuaintrelle My alternate title was, "Climbing Mt. Bullshit: Where Am I? How Did I Get Here?" It was appropriate at the time.

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@LeQuaintrelle Hahaha

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@LeQuaintrelle I wrote 40 pointless pages about that book to graduate. That's all I want to say. I h8 my lyfe. Bye. Deal with it.

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@LeQuaintrelle "(Insert first and middle name) Photography". That watermark is required to be in papyrus, too.

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@LeQuaintrelle Hahahaha.

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@KevinBoddy Faaaaack.

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@KevinBoddy Bodes, come out here tomorrow (today). Let's get real.