Jeffrey Simpson

I am not from Canada, nor do I know anything about the politics of said country.

[Jeffrey Simpson @JeffreySimpson]

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[Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich]

Evil people are trafficking women and children into the US to serve as sex slaves. They’re also recycling children, repeatedly pairing them up with “parents” in Mexico so they can falsely get into America. Shame you’re not interested in ending this horror.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Quick reminder: none of your tweets have ever changed a single person's mind about anything

[Jeffrey Simpson @JeffreySimpson]

@PoGoKieng Doesn't it take 268 to max a lvl 15?

[Jeffrey Simpson @JeffreySimpson]

@crowdermusic ...and it's quite enough that we are loved...

[Jeffrey Simpson @JeffreySimpson]

@aaroncheno Did you do the Running Man after you got back up?

[Jeffrey Simpson @JeffreySimpson]

#notmytimechange

[Jeffrey Simpson @JeffreySimpson]

@camstillson 1 Peter 3:15

[Judge Don Willett @JusticeWillett]

I'm often asked, "Justice Willett, what's your judicial philosophy?"

I'm a devout Calvinist.

And Hobbesian.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Hey, here's an idea, everybody: occasionally tweet something about model railroading or needlepoint instead of your RIGHTEOUS OUTRAGE /17

[Jeffrey Simpson @JeffreySimpson]

@carterammerman https://t.co/QhKXvks97t

[Randy Pitchford @DuvalMagic]

SHiFT code for 25 Golden Keys for BL2:
XB: C35J3-5XSSK-SH6RH-K63TB-39S53
PS: KBW3J-ZF5JT-JC59K-93KJT-3ZTKF
PC: W3KJB-H9CBW-XRBRW-JTBTJ-9JRXK

[Jeffrey Simpson @JeffreySimpson]

@jeremywilmot12 tell him the new season of Sherlock has started

[Jeffrey Simpson @JeffreySimpson]

@Kelbisaurus That's just appalling. Why did the call them hover boards when they don't actually hover?

[Jeffrey Simpson @JeffreySimpson]

@SandMan1414 In the meanwhile, be a blessing to your parents.

[Anthony Abides @AnthonyAbides]

Best gingerbread house ever.

[Jeffrey Simpson @JeffreySimpson]

...or at least a participation ribbon.

[Jeffrey Simpson @JeffreySimpson]

I feel like I've shown remarkable restraint in not responding to all the ridiculous things on social media lately. I should get an award.

[Jeffrey Simpson @JeffreySimpson]

@donttrythis You look savage...