El Jeff

- Professional side character

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

@eucerinofficial I would like one please ☝️🥸

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

@fasc1nate Shits look like walnuts

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

@ShitpostGate Why is Dominican on the top right?

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

Oppenheimer blew me away

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

@wildtiktokss Ducks

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

@cornski I heard that if you say it 3 times @adam22 walks up behind you and let’s you fuck his wife

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

To the brave souls that have listened to their balls using a stethoscope and didn’t get caught, what did you hear?

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

@Pixyy_ttv @hiighabyss @cornski @RiceGum @KingJames @JeffBezos @elonmusk Bro thinks Elon knows him 😭 @NickEh30

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

@hourly_shitpost TAKE ME BACK!

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

They’ve castrated the dog in me

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

@Jacksepticeye Army of sheep lead by a lion < Army of lions lead by a sheep

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

Whoever praying on my downfall, you’ve won. Please stop

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

Just hit my toe, hopefully not a sign of things to come

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

Everyone asks “Who’s in Paris”, but never why’s in Paris

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

Not seeing minions rise of gru on opening weekend will be forever a regret I have.

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

Orange juice > Apple juice

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

The Jurassic Park series has outstayed its welcome I fear

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

I’m no artist by any means, but I have drawn some pretty looking 5s in time

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

Alright, who got the movie rights for the #ghostofkyiv

[El Jeff @Jeffry_Pera]

Should one strive to do all they could possibly do before their time ends? Or is it worth it to just relax and wait it out?