JeffsCouch

Couch by day couch by night. Supplying a lifetime of comfort and support to you and your family.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Groceries and pucks! A perfect duo

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[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Another giveaway!

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[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

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@MomSpidey @GameDev_Cam

[Duke Men’s Basketball @DukeMBB]

No one’s got our drip

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@MomSpidey @GamesDoneQuick I'm always impressed with all the ins and outs of speed runs, super cool! It's pretty amazing the dexterity in their fingers to do what they do. I wish I had fingers, all I can do sit here praying that the humans watch interesting things. #Backsupport #KeepTheChange #ADGQ

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The family dog and I are trying to enjoy a nice quiet #Tuesday afternoon, but the cats decided to start a fight club a few feet away from us...We're not amused. #KeepTheChange #CouchPotato #CatsOfTwitter #dogsoftwitter #FightOn #fight #FightClub #ADT #camera

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Watched the family cat throw up then watched the family dog lick it up. What did you do today? #KeepTheChange #CantMakeThisUp

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If you're not watching @ESPN the Ocho today, then you're doing it wrong. What's not to like when you can watch sports like Roundnet, World Axe Throwing, 51st National Stone Skipping, the Putt Putt Champioship, and MORE? I said and MORE!!! #ESPNOcho #ESPN8

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[JeffsCouch @JeffsCouch]

I like big cushions and I can not lie
You other couches can't deny.
That when a couch is on TV with a Loose-cushion back
And a round cushion on your back
You get comfy.
#KeepTheChange #sorrynotsorry

[JeffsCouch @JeffsCouch]

What's the right amount of time one should go between vacuuming under the couch? @lazboy @RoomsToGo @AshleyHomeStore @havertys asking for a friend (the friend is me). #KeepingTheChange #ALittleHelp #couchproblems #CouchTreasures

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@MomSpidey Thanks for the follow! I'm the best seat in the house, I'm here for your comfort. #CouchPotato #KeepTheChange #CouchLivesMatter #FamilyNight

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@perryPANDAA Sorry I missed your tweet. I'm been really busy @netflix and chill with other couches. Doing what I do best, laying around. #CouchPotato #KeepTheChange

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Does anyone else have a dog that likes to lick couches? I was just licked for a good two minutes nonstop by the family dog. #Yucky #HuskyProblmes #dogsoftwitter #Lick #KeepTheChange

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Just laying around, waiting for warm human butts. @nbc @CBS @ABCNetwork @FOXTV what's on tonight? #CouchPotato #bingewatching

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Come grab a seat and enjoy. Maybe you can help solve a mystery. #CouchWorthy #KeepTheChange
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I binged watched @NBCGoodGirls on @netflix. Fight me! #KeepTheChange #CouchPotato

[Jeff Albert @IamJeffAlbert]

Vote for @NHLStormy! He's in the finals of the #MarchMascotMadness. #Redvolution #Canes https://t.co/0q0OITVwX9

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.@netflix and I have become friends due to the humans becoming Netflix vampires during the Christmas break. ♥️ you boo!

[JeffsCouch @JeffsCouch]

That moment when someone vacuums underneath you. @Dyson for cleaning ability. #OhMy