Melon Husk 🌻🇺🇦🌻

(he/him) Dad; husband; lawyer; liberal Democrat; #GoBlue; #GoPats; #RedSox; polyglot (I speak 🇫🇷 some🇩🇪🇩🇰🇪🇸🇮🇹🇮🇱🇷🇺 & 🇨🇳) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ally

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@SenatorCollins

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@RStraightwood @RichRaho I will pray for your education and the restoration of your mental health.

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@EricTrump 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Fuck you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you whiny sniveling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣moronic loser🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@AlexYablon Isn’t that Festivus?

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@bsw5020 It’s fantastic. You won’t regret it

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@nytdavidbrooks Dear David: Several friends of mine have benefited from AA. I hope you’ll try a meeting & get the help you need.

Dear NYT: sadly I am not aware of a 12-step program for greedy, feckless fascist-enabling fucks who give jobs to oblivious has-beens like Brooks. Please just stop

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@joncoopertweets That’s a good start

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@realChipEvans @EdKrassen You mean this steaming pant load of a human being? You don’t believe he would say something like that? You’re in a cult. I hope you get the help you do desperately need, but I’m afraid the Dunning Krueger effect will prevent you from seeking it out. Vaya con dios

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@joshjmcelwee @nytimes It’s a weak definition of “respect, compassion, & sensitivity” to say that LGBTQ+ people must refrain from sex to receive the sacraments (still the official line); that civil society should not extend equal rights to LGBTQ+ unions, & that RC schools may fire LGBTQ+ teachers

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@ClementLeeMD When the potential injury & its consequences are fully explained, & other modalities are available, who would take even a tiny risk? I had several c-level spinous processe fx in a car accident. 7 weeks in a J collar, 7 mos. of PT, NSAIDs. I’m fine ever since. PTs are angels!!

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@BeatTheCult Same as before I was born: a part of the universe, but a different arrangement of stardust, without consciousness. I’m not even an atheist, but religion doesn’t require believing in fairy tales.

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@MeetThePress @kwelkernbc You just sat there like a deer in the headlights & let him steamroll you with lie after lie after lie. You’re as useless as Chuck Todd, because your corporate bosses want you to platform him so they can rake in💰. And you do as you’re told, b/c it make you famous and 🤑

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here's the graphic novel version of the Diary of Anne Frank. I'll bet I can sell copies of it faster than the shitheads can ban it
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@CaseyDeSantis Her husband is a graduate of Harvard & Yale, governor of one of the largest states in the country, with an economy larger than that of all but 16 countries in the world. Doesn’t get much more elite than that, so don’t believe this gaslighting cцnт when she rails against elites!

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@bsw5020 @sabrevaya Happy birthday, @sabrevaya 🎉

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@jparkABC @ABC classy reporter you’ve got there. Maybe dispose of him?

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@JennaEllisEsq Will they let you violate from jail?

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@JoJoFromJerz They proselytize “Christian” values that would make Christ blanch

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@brianrdhamm @jonathanchait But not a joke. Pitchbot’s parody helps us cope by letting us laugh when we want to scream. Because the NYT et al. are dupes who will help the fascists win, all the while believing they’re guardians of ethical journalism — fools, but dangerous ones.