75 years ago: young Americans braved Nazi fire on beaches to liberate a continent and defend Constitutional rights.
Today: young Americans whine about people making mean jokes about them on YouTube and demand censorship.
Took an absolutely catastrophic shit on a regional plane just now. Wow. Total disaster. 4 flushes. Need a shower. Whole cabin is looking at me. Never been prouder.
They can make video of you saying things from a single photograph. I feel like the water just dramatically pulled back from the shore and we’re about to experience a tsunami of fake shit.