jeff

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Under capitalism if you steal from your employer you go to jail but if your employer steals from you then you need to win a class action lawsuit to get back what they stole, and they suffer zero consequences. Capitalism is all about using state power to protect capital by force.

[Keith Acouplabeers @acouplabeers]

I’m making 80k in the $80 full tank, $2500 apartment, $18 chipotle burrito era

[Wesley Colvin @TruUKFan]

*taps the sign*

[S @even_steven8tht]

I don’t think there’s a statement that better captures the conservative world view

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

hell nah this mf heard 40 minors

[™️Marcus  @TheMisterMarcus]

T.J. Ford is wilding.

[David Doel @daviddoel]

Only a privileged dumbass Trump supporter would come out of an ayahuasca experience feeling more empathy for inanimate objects than actual people

[sarge @sarge____]

"Zip him back up, he sucks"

[will @will_nba_hater]

Ted Cruz goes on college gameday and ABC refuses to air democratic senate candidate interviews and the median voter in this country genuinely believes “the left” controls the media lol

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

Omg I can’t fucking breathe

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

I can’t believe this is real. FOIA records appear to show Kash Patel directing his team to find accounts critizing him and respond. An aide warned that replying to “RetardFinder” would “look bad on you,” and Patel complained about the tweet views.

Flagged by @seth_hettena

[mars @marsjoint]

First time seeing this and it genuinely looks like a Chappelle show skit

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

The people who sold it to you now tell you it was a lie.

We knew it was a lie THEN.

[Hot Sauce 🔥 @ElbowSkin112452]

@KicksFinder Business owner? You're reselling another company's product after marking up the price. Fuck every last one of these losers.

[Doug @magnumdong1992]

It’s time to learn how to pour concrete buddy.

[gabi @emisuepov]

meu Deus, eu não terei mais vida

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

We finally have a statement about that controversial ending, sir

Great. What layout and font should we use?

Definitely “back cover of a 1980s young adult mystery paperback”

[Len @_nelasoul]

I will never hear Michael McDonald and not think of that one Quik video lol