Jeff Exotic

if you could choose one condiment to squeeze out of your belly button, what would it be?

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

I’m on a real Ron Howard kick. Last week, the Da Vinci Code. Tonight? The Grinch.

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

@dmathanas This is the exact scene that my wife said reminded her of me 🤣🤣🤣

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

Wife: *turns on Christmas movie*
Me: I’m unclear on the premise. Is this movie is about love..... theoretically?

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

Opinion: I don’t think Taylor Swift’s lyrics are consistently good.

Fact: Evermore had me deep in my feels early on a Friday morning.

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

@dmathanas Who do I talk to about getting prescription Pringle’s?

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

Marriage rule #1: Whether it’s toothpaste or Pringle’s, always have your own tube.

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

@ryanbradyrish Planned obsolescence due to capit..... I mean, they don’t make em like they used to! #makemicrowavesgreatagain

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Did Trump pardon the whole turkey or just the white meat?

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

@klenny13 Wait...... what’s updog?

[Youth Group Boy @YouthGroupBoy]

If the government forces our megachurch to cancel all 14 of our Christmas Eve services, live nativity, and the peppermint espresso bar in the lobby how will people keep Christ in Christmas this year?

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

When men over fifty share that they can’t sleep past 5:30 AM, what are they looking for? Sympathy? Admiration? Medical help? I need to know how to respond!

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

@melanieamandah1 @ryanbradyrish Correct

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

Watching #GilmoreGirls is like watching a YouTube video at 1.5 speed

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

@los_anseles You gotta move to somewhere like Cleveland for that

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Time for a new start

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

@philvischer @peteenns That works for me

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Demilitarize the police

Militarize the postal service

[Jeff Exotic @JeffweyD]

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