I am going to hand-deliver three copies of my new novel (which is about people who deliver things) to the winners of the below competition. So there you go.
@LeeMadgwick I can't get rid of my account on here for sad personal reasons but I try not to use it. I'll promote you more on Bluesky. It is nice for now there.
If you’d like the same sort of silly, immature guff but without the relentless ads and frothing, aggressive conspiracy theorists (yet), I am also on the place with the azure overheads.
I mean, he just "invented" the toaster droid from Star Wars and the robot from I, Robot…
All remote controlled toys for now because of course we're nowhere near this kind of technology, but yeah, the future *sigh*…
Every Robotic Expert: … in reality, it is more likely that we'll have hyper specialised robots that will excel at a specific task than able to adequately perform a multitude of complex ones
Musk: That's right! Human robots like in the flims!! *foams a bit at the mouth*
Me: … so I said "Oh look, it's trumpet time!" then my wife sighed and asked "What do you mean?" so I sang "🎶Two to two!🎶" and that's when—
Doctor: Say no more. I can guess how your watch ended up *up there*. Just try to relax and take a deep breath, my gloves are a bit cold
The new Bunny Vs Monkey hardback comes out on the same day as the Boris Johnson book. I can GUARANTEE my book is funnier, sillier, and less corrosive to national decency 🫡
Yo! Any of my peep* at the Aber** Comedy Festival this weekend?!
*mutuals comedians
**Aberystwyth
Going to see @EdGambleComedy tonight and was wondering if any of you lovelies were about. 😁
@EdGambleComedy If you stayed overnight by the way, I really hope you experienced the best that Aber has to offer… which is 20 miles down south of Aber, in Aberaeron at the Harbour Master.
The crispy cockles are to die for