Jeffrey McCormick

Live Fast Drive Faster

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffytek7]

@Hardcore_Jess what did you do that u didnt want to do?

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffytek7]

@Hardcore_Jess fuck you then

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffytek7]

@Hardcore_Jess something i should know about?

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffytek7]

@Hardcore_Jess hmm nice

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffytek7]

#wrecked

[Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII]

To all those who said I couldnt make jokes about the blind....watch me.

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffytek7]

@Hardcore_Jess i love you baby!

[know @Know]

Semen has the same amount of Vitamin C as an orange.

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffytek7]

"@NoRapist: Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love it Wendy's nuts slap your face" @kylejessup_1027

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffytek7]

I should of just stayed in fucking bed!

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffytek7]

"@TheFunnyTeens: is everything expensive or am i just poor"

[eric holmes @EazyHome]

Mom " I'm just running to Becker's!" #wow #welcometothisdecade #grewupinasmalltown

[Jeffrey McCormick @Jeffytek7]

Bored and lonely #need a job