Jenny Begley

I'll pay for my sins when I get paid.

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

“ I’m afraid we’re not going to be able to see each other as much as I’d like for a while. I’ve got to go join a sinking ship.”

[Jenny Begley @Jeggers_]

@FlyingBrussels my flight has been cancelled with no notification… will I be offered another flight? I can’t get through chat or phone!!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

I wish I had the words to describe the exceptional man that was Sean Lock. But today I don’t, and I think he might have liked it that way.

[Gyles Brandreth @GylesB1]

Life is all about priorities

[Daily Owls @Daily__Owls]

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[noel fielding @noelfielding11]

I guess it’s time to saddle up my unicorn and head back to the fantasy world. Go visit the people with flowers in their hair and dance and eat rainbows x x x

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

We looked around and the country decided that that, after careful consideration, we want the self-obsessed, lying, entitled toe-rag that is Boris Johnson to be in charge for the next five years? We deserve each other....

[Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea]

Jesus. For god’s sake vote this week & please don’t vote this man into power. For the NHS, for your friends, for anyone who wasn’t born into exceptional amounts of privilege with a blank cheque to behave and speak without consequence, apology or empathy.

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

Hate is a bitch.

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

I see we’ve reached the point where people statt replying to this to tell me to “stop banging on about race”. I swear to God I will change my name to Racey McRaceface if it upsets those twats.

[Chris, he's had a think @Socialist_Chris]

"If political correctness has achieved one thing, it's to make the Conservative Party cloak its inherent racism behind more creative language."

If you've ever heard anyone talk about how political correctness has "gone mad", watch this Stewart Lee clip. You won't be sorry.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

There’s a reason why this has been watched by millions of people.

[Jenny Begley @Jeggers_]

I wanna be Miley Cyrus.... I bet she don’t wear pants

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Spitting xenophobic rhymes, this is #BORISBOP

[Jenny Begley @Jeggers_]

If you have to insist your comments aren’t racist... they probably are racist.

[Jenny Begley @Jeggers_]

Is it mad to have two baths in one week

[Jenny Begley @Jeggers_]

I am not strange. I am just not normal

[Jenny Begley @Jeggers_]

Nothing seems to be as pretty as the past though... that Bloody Mary’s lacking in Tabasco

[Jack Dee @TheRealJackDee]

Last night I dreamed a film crew from Newsnight dug steps in the side of Brexit and we all escaped.