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@damirwien1 dankeeschön 😊

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@damirwien1 hahaha okaaay 1000 punkte dür die antwort xD

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@damirwien1 chaaaos sehr brav 😆 was machst auf twitter ?

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@damirwien1 dankee eig gar nichts bei dir ?

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@damirwien1 hahahahah willkommen im club xD gute besserung :)

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@damirwien1 krank sein -.-' bei dir ?

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@damirwien1 Yoooo xD

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PHONE: Has thousands of songs.

ME: Listens to same 5 songs on repeat.

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okay = everything's cool.

okay? = you make no sense.

okay… = you're creepy.

okayy = i don't care.

Okay. = i'm so pissed off.

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Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking, "I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! he's under a blanket..."

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I wish getting out of bed was as easy as getting into bed.

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At this point I don’t even care. I’m just going with the flow. Whatever happens, happens.

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honestly, as long as you are happy who the hell cares??

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I have time for:

• Twitter

• Texting

• Eating

• Listening to music

Now notice bullshit wasn't on that list.

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normal people:
-sings lyrics

me:
-sings lyrics
-sings backup vocals
-sings guitar riffs
-plays air drum the entire song
-head-bangs

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hitler starts with h

homework also starts with h

just something to think about.

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Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories.

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You got 3 minutes to text me or I'm climbing thru your window & texting myself back.

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Everything's funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.