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fuck it; he/him

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🦟 🥜 😭

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saw an old man with an unnecessary amount of drip

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thinking of her makes me wanna throw up:(

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my most irrational thought is that if a doctor tells you “you have a tapeworm inside your stomach” that it becomes aware you’ve been told and tries to kill you.

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just saw a swan die.

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hormones? yeah no shit.

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“marius was one of those who embrace sorrow and dwell in it; but cosette was one of those who feel it deeply but recover.” - part 4 book 5 chapter 1

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keep your daughters and sisters away from me. #badboy

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"theorems should have names, then we don't have to give them numbers."

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had a dream that i was starving and had to eat my own flesh to survive and shit. happy birthday i guess.

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*epically goes bald again*

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“uuuu grow your hair out!”
“no.”

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*epically goes bald again*

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reminder to self: willem dafoe pose nudes

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might start using “don’t wanna lie to you but…”

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start using “bby” as short for its other meaning:
“giving birth to a bby”
“it’s a bbygirl”
“is the bby sleeping?”

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start using “say” and “speak” interchangeably:
“please stop saying so loudly”
“okay i’ll say softer”
“i didn’t hear u, what did you speak?”
“i didn’t speak anything”

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someone next to me said “i’m so full i can barely walk” and her friend beside her, in a wheelchair, went “me neither”
✌️😭

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line integrals? i dont hope she is

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> about to get hit by car
> has heelys on
> gets hit by car
> heelys absorb impact
> rolls away with swag
#cbtm

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ibuprofit

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i wanna shout like s thundercloud,
yell my lungs right out - Algae Bloom

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what do you call a long Dick? ..Richard.