The meatiest failed porn actor Hambone Salami has joined the podcast this week on all things wrestling, his involvement with @JelloEvolved, and what brought him out during his lowest of lows. We get deeeeeep.
📸: Vitz Photos & Jamie Rand Imaging
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Interview with John aka HAMBONE SALAMI, the meatiest failed porn star made jello wrestling extraordinaire fresh off his debut at @JelloEvolved. You will fall in love with him. I know you will. See you tomorrow!!!
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After last night, I gotta hand it to @EddieVanGlam and @JelloEvolved l. My ears are ringing. Did an angel get its wings or did Lola the Bunny secure another victory. Seattle, ya did good.
Heard nothing but good reviews for @JelloEvolved tonight! Congratulations on 2 good nights at Evolve to @EddieVanGlam. Def requesting the night off for the next one
Always grateful for friends who use @JelloEvolved#jelloevolved and send me videos. @EddieVanGlam put on one hell of a show. And I’m so glad he chose me to be next to him. I’m ready for round two. Who is ready?
📸: @cissy_marie
Among my many other hustles, I recently had my jello wrestling debut!
BEHOLD THE REANIMATED TECHNICOLOR FEVER DREAM OF
LISA
FRANKENSTEIN'S
MONSTER!!!
Come see me in action on January 25th at Evolv Fitness for BREAK THE MOLD! https://t.co/w5RUaJZ2p3
We’re just a bunch of “Jello-cle cats doing jello-cle things.”
Join us next Saturday, 1/25 as we BREAK THE MOLD! TICKETS: https://t.co/TdX2bnv3aU #JelloEvolved
THIS COULD BE YOU! Come dressed from the far reaches of your imagination & prepared for battle... if you dare! We invite only the bravest audience members who wish enter The Pit! The action erupts 1/25/20!
TICKETS: https://t.co/526OBfPLiR
The “League of Extraordinary Gelatin” combat one another in a pit of molten (cherry) LAVA!! Erupting for the first time in Seattle!
Costumes! Athleticism!(?) 2 for $5 Jello Shots! Its gonna be a super(un)natural good time!
TICKETS: https://t.co/526OBfPLiR
When I ask promoters to book me in weird stuff, this is exactly what I’m talking about.
Chokeslammed @EddieVanGlam into 40 gallons of jello.
Found myself jello-boarded moments after!