A woman was very unhappy in her marriage, so she went to a lawyer and told him she wanted a divorce.
The lawyer, an old and wise man, replied: "It's good that you want to separate, but first make him suffer for five months.".....
My favorite part of resurrection is when they went back and didn’t find Jesus where they left him!! Don’t let NOBODY find you where they left you. Elevate! He got up! You can too! Nothing is too hard for my God!
My top 5 fears:
1. Being infertile
2. The day my parents pass away.
3. Marrying someone who settled for me cos they couldn't get who they truly wanted.
4. Losing my health before I get to enjoy the life I'm working so hard for.
5.Having an unsuccessful future.