Jem Edsall

He/him. Football, food, and nerd-games. @luxitty is my better, smarter, funnier, prettier half.

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@gomvfc And he took that personally.

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@jeremyrockliff You don't understand our electoral system then? We don't vote for parties, we vote for representatives. If we vote for them to represent us, and they decide the best way to do that is to leave the party, that's why we elected them. You're subverting the whole system.

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@TheRealALM Forever false peaks.

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@SydneyFC This is legit, not a pisstake on Welly?

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@ForVucksSake dropping Curacao facts absolutely had me like. The occasional Desmond is nice, but oooft the feels.

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@macaulaybalkan Someone in a meeting actually came up with that, thought "this makes it better" and all the people around them nodded along sagely without anyone having a single brain cell interact with any other.

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@joshparish_ As sad as a man who lost his favourite USB.

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

Wife definitely hit the brief this year. Now to decide which to read first. Merry Christmas! @mikeduncan @Patrick_Wyman

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@CTrajceska For real. At my wedding after photos, my Grandma asked me "Jem, why am I here?". I was just stoked she was there and remembered my wife. When we saw her 6 weeks later for her 90th birthday, she told me how much she'd loved the wedding, and it was so nice up in the hills 💔

[Isuzu UTE A-League @aleaguemen]

A truly 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 goal from Bruno Fornaroli 🤯🚀

The nutmeg 😮‍💨 The stunning strike into the top corner 🔥

Bend it like Bruno 🙌

It's 1-1 at half-time between @CCMariners and @gomvfc.

📰 https://t.co/3gggNGTLya

#CCMvMVC #ALM

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@anniedundun Famously discretional spends like hair, teeth, and food.

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@RudiEdsall If you can do something about it (I strongly suggest you do), it'll be life changing.

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@RudiEdsall Good to know it's not just me.

[Melbourne Victory @gomvfc]

4NAROLI ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

#MVCvNEW | Victory 4-1 Jets

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@ForVucksSake Posting this to the lads and checking membership status. You bastards. Love your work.

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@clkz0r @Buds_Oneski imitation of "in the fullness of time" always makes me fucking enraged.

[Jem Edsall @JemEdsall]

@RudiEdsall This is horrible communication. Check complete is a useless statement. Actually declare the outcome? Even "Decision supported" or "Review required" is bad as it requires the context of the on field call. It should be "Player offside" and leave it with the on field ref to review

[For Vuck's Sake @ForVucksSake]

PODCAST 🎙️ We're back and we have a special episode for you. Who is 777 Partners? What do they mean for Melbourne Victory & world football? We are joined by London based football journalist @pbsportswriter who's been digging into our new shareholders.

🎧 https://t.co/GdnzUFqrvY

[coluen @coluen]

Thank you and goodbye competitive unite, all the memories and amazing people i met along the way, these past 2 years i went from learning the ropes to performing at the highest level in the oce region and i couldnt have done it without meeting all these people.

[CommBank Matildas @TheMatildas]

Hang it in the Louvre 🖼️

#Matildas #FIFAWWC #TilitsDone