Jem Roberts: Author &c.

jemroberts.bsky now. Douglas Adams/Fry & Laurie’s official biographer, among many things. Blackadder chronicler. Folklorist/Historian. @FabFools @TalesofBritain

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• The #ISIHAC Bible 🎺
• The True History of the Blackadder ⚔️
• The Frood: Official Douglas Adams & H2G2 🤖
• #SoupyTwists: Authorised @StephenFry & @HughLaurie 🍸
• @FabFools: The Beatles’ Comedy 🃏🎶
• @TalesofBritain 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
On paper & Audible:
https://t.co/Olaml4uVFF

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Quoting Samuel Johnson is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

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Damn. I’ve inadvertently got a new album cover. Now I have to write and record a 5th solo album.

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Accusing the UK Police of being "too anti-white people" is like accusing Rylan of having grubby little teeth.

It's not just objectively the extreme opposite of the truth, the egregiously racist/misogynist criminal nature of the UK Police is an urgent problem we need to fix.

[FAB FOOLS @FabFools]

This #FabFoolsFriday – I know he's everywhere, and I'm far too old to have even heard of Chicken Shop Date before this, but here's 13 minutes of 84-year-old Sir Paul James McCartney being effortlessly comical, charming and sharp: https://t.co/XZ6ND3wX0P✌🏾🎶🃏

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Presumed he was Welsh.

[Joe @MrJoeGooch]

I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era.
The suit. The hat. The broom. The confidence.
A proper throwback to an England that valued character, individuality and a bit of class.

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All good people despise Sir Keir Starmer – but by no means are all people who despise Sir Keir Starmer good people.

It's odd when anyone now knocks the PM – are they doing it because he's a useless genocidal Zionist schill…?

…Or because he's not a white supremacist scumbag?

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Not much worse than the 'Make Your Own Great Expectations Adaptation Experience' in Camden, mind you.

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There's a constant, unending Jane Eyre production facility in Yorkshire, where all of the multiple monthly adaptations of Charlotte Brontë's so-so novel are filmed. When one version wraps, a fresh cast and crew come through the other door and start the next one. They're all shit.

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It seems a pretty fair idea to convict every single person who has ever platformed Bonnie Blue in any sense, in any medium, for sex crime.

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Even after 250 years, it's endlessly amusing to us on this side of the Atlantic that every single notable American, everyone in the USA with talent or distinction who excels in art, science, academia, media, you name it – they all ultimately strive towards the status of EUROPEAN.

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Sikhs don’t stab people.
Muslims don’t stab people.
White supremacists don’t stab people.

Stabbers stab people.

Stabbers with knives.

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Eric Morecambe often offered to smash people's faces in. But I can't think of anything more harrowing than actually seeing him do so.

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I thought I saw Edd the Duck in town today, but it was just a jaundiced child with a green mohican.

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I was quite disappointed when I learned that ‘Lemmy’ wasn’t short for Lemuel. He looked like a Lemuel.

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Whatever the role is, I bet they make a wonderful cup of coffee.

BOH!

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

EXCLUSIVE: Hugh Laurie is presumably a fan of the works of John le Carré.

'The Night Manager' star has landed a mystery role in his second le Carré adaptation, the BBC and MGM+’s 'Legacy of Spies,' Deadline can reveal. We understand filming is currently taking place and Laurie’s role will be revealed soon.

More details here: https://t.co/kmJ2bclKGQ

(Photo: BBC/Ink Factory/Des Willie)

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If anyone remotely like James Bond existed, Nigel Farage wouldn't.

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I'm afraid there'll be no such thing as a single 'Global Beatles Day' until Sirs Paul and Ringo both solemnly announce the same date for it. Personally, I still celebrate the day on 09/09.

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I miss standards.

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A simple toddler would understand this…

If your ethnic/nationalistic collective is historically well known for committing murder, rape, genocide, crimes against humanity generally…

It's nothing to be proud of.

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This little tit squeezed his way out of Mike Wazowski's bum after he took a holy purgative, which is why Mike is such a lovely bloke. This here is a walking manifestation of all his most evil beliefs and traits, made stinkingly manifest.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Edwardian time traveller spotted at the Southampton riots.
Either that or a complete fucking knobend.