Jem Sloan

Reluctant on-line dater. Optimistically chronicalling my pessimistic outlook and dysfuctional experiences.

[Jem Sloan @JemSloan]

@muheediva01 I was 19 and moved to emeryville, ca from the city. 2 bedroom, 1 bath and 1 assigned parking space: $650 total. I lived with someone so $325….that was in 1997.

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[Jem Sloan @JemSloan]

@Seraphinaf5 71

[daz @MetamateDaz]

THERE ARE TOO MANY wealthy boomers that would rather die with $3 million in the bank than watch their kids use $50,000 of it to drastically improve their life.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

capri sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies.

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Pete Hegseth preparing for war.

[Beeka @beekaberryt]

circle so small that when my phone rings i know its scammers

[۶ৎ @zkdculture]

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made

[doomer @uncledoomer]

he's like the retarded forrest gump

[Ben Landau-Taylor @benlandautaylor]

Over 2021-2022 San Francisco took $120 million from police and redirected it to racial redistribution NGOs.
In fact, this was all just a pretext for stealing.

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

To the guy who held the door for me and then followed me a few steps before stopping on the sidewalk and calling out "I'm not trying to be weird, I just, uh, think I'm parked next to you. You go ahead!" and then waited for me to drive off.

Sir, may you only encounter green lights. May pizza never burn the roof of your mouth. May you awaken every day with a restored spirit. Absolute king behavior 🙌🏻
To every man wondering if it's weird to say something like this, please make it weirder and safer every time. We thank you.

[AnotherCountyHeardFrom @WordsofIrish]

@Suzierizzo1 Covenant Aviation Security has run screenings at SFO for decades, and they consistently have some of the shortest wait times in the country; ICE doesn’t need to be there. Their deployment at San Francisco International is a terror tactic, pure and simple.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

[Common Sense 🇺🇸💙 @commons96055467]

Trump’s gonna bomb California. 4 drones stolen from Fort Campbell! The military is offering $5000 reward. Brace yourselves my fellow Californians. The cat is out of the bag. Trump is that fucking sick to do it.

[Dr Gaurav Garg @DrGauravGarg4]

One of the most beautiful lines I have read

“Half the World are Women. The other half are their children”

- Efu Nyaki

#InternationalWomensDay

[Wunmi🧚‍♀️💕 @Mosidat_wunmi]

girl atleast get traumatized by a ceo, pilot, engineer or doctor

[Jem Sloan @JemSloan]

@samanthaharley @TweeetsOfDogs I’m so glad someone said this. Words matter- you are right. This is just a photo. Punch didn’t take this photo of himself! I hate that I care so much about this!

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

That one friend who studied abroad in Barthelona: