Jess

Thoughts, musings, occasionally hippos. She/her.

[Jess @Jemado11]

This is how the bubble solution comes.
No way this wasn't intentional.

[Jess @Jemado11]

Someone in the design department got away with murder on this one...

[Purple Reigns @53rdCard]

Hopefully the tagline for #FastX is "Fast Ten your seatbelts!"

[Jess @Jemado11]

@TheFrozenWolf13 Thank you! We are neck-deep in newborn craziness right now (though he's almost 10 weeks old already, time flies!)
Hope you're doing well!!

[Jess @Jemado11]

(It was Avril Lavigne's "Complicated," which came out in 2002... How am I so old???)

[Jess @Jemado11]

Caught myself singing along to the music playing in the grocery store again.
Officially ancient.

[Jess @Jemado11]

@TheFrozenWolf13 Thank you! We're Sleep deprived but otherwise doing good!

[Jess @Jemado11]

I'm almost never on here anymore, but I had to share the update that little baby boy was born on 2/28! Mom and dad are exhausted, but super happy. We operate in a daze most of the time, but bottles get made, diapers are changed, and lots of snuggles are given 💙

[Jess @Jemado11]

@DanSchwent So far it's been mild. @53rdCard thinks he smells like vanilla yogurt (in a pleasant way). I'm just glad the diapers haven't been too foul yet.

[Jess @Jemado11]

@DanSchwent Yeah pretty much lol. He scratches his face all the time but the marks disappear within hours.

[Jess @Jemado11]

@DanSchwent He's an OK sleeper, but right now he's a huge eater. Pretty sure we're raising the Flash at the rate his metabolism is working

[Jess @Jemado11]

@DanSchwent The possum just wanted you to think it was sleep deprivation lol. I'm lucky if I can remember what day of the week it is right now

[Jess @Jemado11]

@DanSchwent Thanks!

[Jess @Jemado11]

Pardon me but why is THIS the sentence used to help explain what "comme il faut" means on Google??

[Jess @Jemado11]

@babbittybabbitt Thank you!

[Jess @Jemado11]

@carpenterisgod Thanks!!

[Jess @Jemado11]

@NotZompete Thank you!

[Jess @Jemado11]

(We're choosing not to share photos or personal details about him via social media)

[Jess @Jemado11]

Grease 2 is absolute perfection and Michelle Pfeiffer is 98% of the reason why

[Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @Sophia_Nyx]

without saying scarface, fav michelle pfeiffer film?

[Jess @Jemado11]

Best band ever

[Scooby-Doo History @scoobyhistory]

The Hex Girls
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