Jen Ferg

Just a girl waiting for 4 o'clock to roll around so I can sit on the couch without pants, eating triscuits drinking wine watching hoarders.

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" Just let me finish this bottle of wine then I'll make dinner" ... a new sentence that i have uttered numerous times during quarantine.

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Watch out Karen because when we are done this I am going to live, laugh, love the fuck out of everything.

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Current grocery list..
Whatever the f@#k is left on the shelves.
Looks like it's febreeze spray and corn nuts for dinner...again.

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Day who gives a f@#k....Found 2 Bobby pins in my hair that I don't remember putting there and pieces of Ritz cracker in my bra. #operationshower

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A glass of wine in my hand , bowl of smarties and my credit card stuffed in my bra is the new normal. And I'm seriously on with this.

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@King_Of_Shade Who is this rejection from the Pussy Cat Dolls?

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@JuddApatow You can't base the demise of the planet on the "spring break kids", every generation has to have their douche bags.

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My phone doesn't recognize my thumb print because of the bbq chip dust on it, leans back to wipe said dust off...chokes on chip. In case you have ever wondered how low the bar of life can be set.

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@adorkablymandy My co worker shit in the basement this morning.

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@DontCome4Me_Boo @bartandsoul Ha ha yup

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Went to the store to get some important things. Forgot those, got these. Don't ask

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Quarantine question if the day... Deoderant or no deoderant?

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Going to try that charcoal mask now that I've got a few weeks to peel it off.

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This feels like the time my 6the Birthday was cancelled because I had the chicken pox, so I spent it alone with my dog in our tv room.... but you know on a more global scale. All I'm trying to say is I feel ya world. I feel ya.

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Next on the quarantine agenda , unsubscribe to 5,890 emails currently in my inbox.

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Hey pinterest, since were going to be spending alot of time with each other over the next few weeks, let's get something straight. DO I look like someone that wants a recipe for canned chicken. After 10 years it's like you dont even know me. Get your shit together.

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Apparently my super cute new backpack resembles something other than a backpack...so.now I have to burn it

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@kimi8 @JustMeTurtle

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@j_hamilton04 Apparently according to Ferg you can damage the edges and make them worth less so get your shit together Jenna😁

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Just wondering what wine pairs well with losing my shit in the kitchen cooking Turkey dinner.