darling wendy

Just your average cog-which leads to Smashing Pumpkins-which leads to Halloween-which leads to witches-which leads to The Craft-which leads to happiness.

[darling wendy @JenCoss1]

#LegendsOfTomorrow made a huge mistake. I only watched for #Constantine dummies.

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@MSplendor Cannot believe it. I will be angry on my deathbed.

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Yes #TeamLawrence

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@Metric is all my good memories

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2am panic attacking. No Xanax. It’s even defeated my ambien. This feels like some sort of game where a 12 sided die is used. #thebloggesstribe @TheBloggess

[darling wendy @JenCoss1]

@RealKevinConroy Changed my life

[darling wendy @JenCoss1]

@TheBloggess Lithium fucked my hair FYI warning

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#danedehaan is underused.

[darling wendy @JenCoss1]

Why are the French so mean to ducks yet MUST eat them? I did eat foie gras once 😞

[darling wendy @JenCoss1]

Doctors rn: we don’t give a fuck about your kidney stone!
Me: alright, touché #coronavirus

[darling wendy @JenCoss1]

If you shoot a dog in the face—you should die.

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@illustr8d Twizzlers. No need to worry. I did all the googling. That boys tummy is iron!

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Yeah so my dog just ate my valentine candy and cough lozenges...I don’t wanna say it ...but fuck off sometimes #goodnight

[darling wendy @JenCoss1]

Can’t we all just agree that terry and Batman beyond are terrible? Sucky. I hate. Stop.

[darling wendy @JenCoss1]

Dogs are easily the best part of the world.

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Unpopular opinion: I miss the American version of Skins. And that Danny flaherty guy. #okay #goodnight

[darling wendy @JenCoss1]

Dude shit happens when you don’t tweet regularly. Like Neko case can like you. If I had know that then I wouldn’t hate the world or worry about a psychiatrist durrrr

[darling wendy @JenCoss1]

@OGPOPPUNK You’re thinking vitamin d but what you really meant was Effexor, Xanax, Ritalin, and lamictal, ambien. Silly goose.

[darling wendy @JenCoss1]

@TheBloggess Well I’m sorry to have missed you at my job at Noir in Kansas City. I literally fell on the floor when they told me you had been there. Like taking a bullet.

[darling wendy @JenCoss1]

Yeah so just waiting for #jasontodd to go back to helmet and guns. Any day now. Do-dee-dooo boop bap yeahhhhh. #dccomics #DC