Does anyone know of a good squirrel talent agent? I just watched one do a little somersault during his jump from our neighbor's roof to ours, and I can't help but think he's a rising star.
The spider that lives in our windowsill has returned again. She has been sucked up, burned, squished, and asked politely to leave. I've come to the conclusion she's here to surveille us.
#skynet#ifIgomissing
I like to jump on my trampoline before auditions. But my trampoline is currently covered in camping gear. (I'm not going camping, just using said tramp as a camping gear holding device) #problems
I think that people that attack people in a shower must not have really thought it through. I mean, yes you're caught off guard, but you're not THAT much more defenseless. And trying to grab a wet, slippery body must be more difficult than you expect... #actaulshowerthoughts