Jen-X-hausted ✨ The Relentless Reader

Book Nerd. Substance Use Counselor. Lifelong Learner. Class Clown, 1992.

[Jen-X-hausted ✨ The Relentless Reader @JenHartling]

I’m thinking about how I feel defensive about my book ratings. Yeah, I give out 4 & 5 stars pretty often. Let me tell you something though. I’m 46, I’ve been reading for a LONG time, and I know what I like. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

You know what’s funny about the “teaching history makes white kids feel bad” argument?

It assumes white children should only identify with the slaveholders of history & not the white abolitionists

Reveals a lot about those arguing it 💀

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This is a strangler fig tree, Inside this tree is a hollow space where a different tree stood

The strangler fig's seeds have made their way into the canopy of a host tree and germinated. As the fig's roots grow, they cascade down the trunk,
Once they are in the ground it competes for nutrients and water with the host. Then It gradually tightens its grip around the host tree

This process hinders the flow of water and nutrients, causing the host tree to weaken and eventually die. Over time, the strangler fig takes over completely, once the process is complete, the original tree decomposes, a hollow centre is all that remains to mark its existence

[Jen-X-hausted ✨ The Relentless Reader @JenHartling]

Ha, this is gold

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I approve this message.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

Here is a fun fact: Marjorie Taylor Green violated the District of Columbia Revenge Porn ordinance today when she shared Hunter Biden’s nude pics in the House of Representatives. She must be investigated immediately.

[Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew]

Still thinking about how Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump made up to $640 billion while working in the White House.

They said they wouldn't take government salaries to refute nepotism concerns, but were able to make off like bandits in outside income. https://t.co/5ECweusyyu

[Jen-X-hausted ✨ The Relentless Reader @JenHartling]

Tired of the right wing circus on this bird app 👋🏻 https://t.co/WxbRPvKyGk

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

reading books is no longer enough, I need a Jack Russell Terrier in waistcoat and knee-breeches to act them out

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

BREAKING: I'm signing the 2023-25 biennial budget, with substantial improvements provided by my vetoes, making historic investments in communities, expanding affordable housing statewide, and addressing PFAS contamination. 🧵

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my mom is always like “when I was your age I had two difficult teenagers and a husband who was never home and worked full-time and was in night school and I NEVER complained!”and I’m just like wow ok maybe you like.…..should have?!?!?

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Me: *buys a bra*
The internet: you like BRAS? perhaps you like ONLY BRAS?? Do you need 10,000 BRAS? Do you need to see a new bra every .5 SECONDS?? HERE ARE ALL THE BRAS FOREVER!! YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR FAMILY’S POSTS AGAIN ONLY BRAS!

[Dread Singles @hottestsingles]

This One Weird Productivity Tip That You Won’t Believe!!

1. Make a list of everything you need to do

2. Organize the list by priority and color code it

3. Lie down beneath the whispering boughs of the oldest tree in the forest and let the Green reclaim your pointless bones

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Things People Blamed on Flappers

🧵

[Jen-X-hausted ✨ The Relentless Reader @JenHartling]

Who wore it better?

[William Yu 유규호 @its_willyu]

my life before BEEF my life after BEEF

[Jen-X-hausted ✨ The Relentless Reader @JenHartling]

Hanging out with my grandson today again. Have I told y’all that he’s a genius? 😁

[Jen-X-hausted ✨ The Relentless Reader @JenHartling]

@katiebelle1121

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

We live in a special part of the world where you put mayonnaise on vegetables and call it a salad

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

The best thing about my Twitter timeline now is seeing tweets I don’t want to see from accounts I don’t follow about things I don’t care about