Jen Hitchings

artist, art consultant, career services director

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

If anyone needs to be driven out of the pacific palisades due to the fire reach out I’m in the valley #palisadesfire

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

It’s wild working in a field (academia) in which everyone isn’t constantly trying to outdo one another about how broke they are. Regardless of how broke they actually are. Art world, you should try it.

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

Moving to the sunshine state may have been the best decision I’ve made but turns out moving 3,000 mi away from 95% of you friends family partner and life doesn’t cure existential dread, chronic loneliness, or commitment issues, who knew???

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

How do other atheists handle people telling them stories about ghosts?

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

I do not want to be on the computer ... I want to be an elderly Mediterranean man who spends all day sitting outside a cafe and complaining with his friends

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

Who knew that moving 3000 miles away from everyone and everything you know to a place filled with sunshine and comfortable temps would lessen your depression about 20% but do nothing to resolve your personality problems and perpetual loneliness

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

Ways to get around ever wearing a dress or skirt but still maintaining the mystical feminine windy witchy nature of one

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

It’s been exactly 8 days of not being involved in my painting practice according to my standards, and I feel as though I’ve completely divorced myself from it.

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

Never thought I’d be that person who moves to LA and starts caring about celebrity culture. Good thing I didn’t spend my precious breakfast hour before work becoming an expert in John Travolta’s romantic history

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

Every person in the business of influencing/life coaching: “I got into ____ before anyone even knew what it was. So I took a class…” OH DID YOU? WHO TAUGHT THE CLASS, THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

Someone explain web3 to me in one tweet reply

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

I moved to Southern California and everything started working. 5 stars, highly recommend

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

Something that makes me feel old and unwilling to change at work: students finding out I use MacMail instead of Gmail in the browser expressing their extreme disappointment in me

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

One thing that’s drastically changed about my life since moving west is I wear browns now? Maybe subconsciously trying to match all the sand?

[Noah Becker/Whitehot Magazine - the best art @whitehotmag]

GM!
New Whitehot Podcast Ep. drops 3/9/22 👀

Tune in 3/9/22 for an exclusive episode of the Whitehot Art World Podcast with @theannadelvey hosted by artist and Whitehot publisher @newyorkbecker #annadelvey #whitehotmagazine #noahbecker #art

https://t.co/Wl9MBYQVyf

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

The only issue I have with working from home is the unlimited coffee

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

Right??!! I was mind blown first time I experienced this a few weeks ago

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

I canNOT help that 77% of my words are sarcasm it is the 13% Irish in me

[Jen Hitchings @JenHitchings]

Living in Brooklyn: “it’s only 10:15?!” Everyone else’s response to the same statement while living in the suburbs of LA: “it’s already 10:15?!”